Things you say instead of cursing

[2Tuff2Quit]

I have never cursed a day in my life...but sometimes when I fill the need I use one of these...

for sh*t..."I ain't tryin to hear that ish " or I say S ugar H oney I ced T ea... look at the bold letters.

for d*mn....I use "spam"

for b**ch..."You ain't nothin but a itch "

for h*ll.....I call it "the fire"..."You goin straight to the fire "

for motherf**..."You motherfloodpucker "..jamie fox

for f*ck..."What tha freak " "Freak that!"