Only a Latina

[SATX*APhi]

The "Top Ten Reasons I Love Black Women" in the AKA forum reminded me of this e-mail I received a few days ago. I am not sure how many Latinas we have here, or how many people could appreciate this, but I thought I would share. I love it!


ONLY A LATINA
Can cuss a man out, make him feel like crap then, make love to him the same night and make him feel like a king.
ONLY A LATINA...
Wears a burgundy French roll, 3 inch heels and a split up her thigh to work and make it look professional.
ONLY A LATINA...
Can wear the hell out of spandex.
ONLY A LATINA
Can raise a doctor, a world class athlete and an A+ student in an environment deemed by society as dysfunctional, broken, underprivileged and disenfranchised.
ONLY A LATINA...
Can heat a whole house in the winter without help from the gas company.
ONLY A LATINA...
Can go from the boardroom to the block and "keep it real" in both places.
ONLY A LATINA...
Can slap the taste out of your mouth.
ONLY A LATINA...
Can put a LATINO and his non-LATINA date on pins and needles just by walking into the room.
ONLY A LATINA...
Can live below poverty level and yet set fashion trends.
ONLY A LATINA...
Can fight two struggles everyday and make it look easy.
ONLY A LATINA...
Can make a child happy on Christmas Day even if he didn't get a thing.
ONLY A LATINA...
Can be admired and fantasized about by men of other races and know that when she does cross over its done out of sincerity not a political move.
ONLY A LATINA...
Can be 75 years old and look 45.
ONLY A LATINA...
Can make other women want to pay plastic surgeons top $$$ for physical features she was already born with.
ONLY A LATINA...