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Only a Latina
The "Top Ten Reasons I Love Black Women" in the AKA forum reminded me of this e-mail I received a few days ago. I am not sure how many Latinas we have here, or how many people could appreciate this, but I thought I would share. I love it!
ONLY A LATINA Can cuss a man out, make him feel like crap then, make love to him the same night and make him feel like a king. ONLY A LATINA... Wears a burgundy French roll, 3 inch heels and a split up her thigh to work and make it look professional. ONLY A LATINA... Can wear the hell out of spandex. ONLY A LATINA Can raise a doctor, a world class athlete and an A+ student in an environment deemed by society as dysfunctional, broken, underprivileged and disenfranchised. ONLY A LATINA... Can heat a whole house in the winter without help from the gas company. ONLY A LATINA... Can go from the boardroom to the block and "keep it real" in both places. ONLY A LATINA... Can slap the taste out of your mouth. ONLY A LATINA... Can put a LATINO and his non-LATINA date on pins and needles just by walking into the room. ONLY A LATINA... Can live below poverty level and yet set fashion trends. ONLY A LATINA... Can fight two struggles everyday and make it look easy. ONLY A LATINA... Can make a child happy on Christmas Day even if he didn't get a thing. ONLY A LATINA... Can be admired and fantasized about by men of other races and know that when she does cross over its done out of sincerity not a political move. ONLY A LATINA... Can be 75 years old and look 45. ONLY A LATINA... Can make other women want to pay plastic surgeons top $$$ for physical features she was already born with. ONLY A LATINA... |
Me gusta mucho! Lo copie'.
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¡Que bien! Copíelo todo que tu quieras.
Soy orgullosa ser Latina!! :D |
Oh wow, I've gotten this email more times then I can rememeber and it was Only a Black Woman. But it does go for both ethnicity:p
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Y yo tambien!!!
This is nice. I usually get sent all the 'you know your hispanic if...." ones that are just funny and not inspiring. |
It is funny to some degree, but it's also 100% true! :)
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my family is half dominican. . .so we're kind of stuck in the middle either way, i think we all have some tiny similarities viven las latinas y morenas |
"ONLY A LATINA
Can cuss a man out, make him feel like crap then, make love to him the same night and make him feel like a king" Maybe this is only Latino men will put up with this, cuz I am anglo as the day is long and I've done this on many occasions to my Latin boyfriend! ;) "ONLY A LATINA... Can put a LATINO and his non-LATINA date on pins and needles just by walking into the room" This one is not so fun, especially 'cuz I don't get on pins and needles, I get bitchy and loud - not exactly "womanly" as my signature proclaims! But, it's not my Latina friends who do this to me, so I figure it doesn't matter much! :D BTW, I've learned a lot from my Latina girlfriends!!! ;) |
I like it:) it's very cool.
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Oh, Yow,
Hey Capasa, Taco? What, Hell, I live in Kansas DA! Still love the food and Senoritas. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder! Damn, I never have a chance to hold:( |
Ay que bueno! :)
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This thread reminded me of another e-mail...
(I received this some time after 9/11) Top 10 Reasons why Latinos can't be Terrorists 1. 8:45 am is too early for us to be up. 2. We are always late; we would have missed all 4 flights. 3. Pretty people on the plane distract us. 4. We would talk loudly and bring attention to ourselves. 5. Food and drinks were on the plane. 6. We talk with our hands, we would have put our weapons down. 7. We would all want to fly the plane. 8. We would argue and start a fight in the plane. 9. We would have told everyone a week before doing it. 10. We would have put our country's flag on the windshield. |
you forgot about this
1. We would want the plane to be souped up and on 20 inch rims. 2. We would want our last name on the windshield(my family name is Garza. . .and i have it on my windshield in tiny decal letters). |
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