Which is worse?

[Bamboozled]

Yeah, I'm bored at work again, so just humor me ....
(Please note that I didn't come up with these. They're from another website.)

Which is worse?

1. Being fired or having to fire someone?

2. Not having a TV or not having a radio?

3. Being chased by an angry dog or having and angry cat jump on your face?

4. Burning to death or freezing to death?

5. Having an itch on your foot with your shoes on or having an itch in your butt with your pants on?

6. Having a booger sticking out of your nose or having a huge piece of broccoli stuck in your teeth?

7. Losing all your hair or losing all your teeth?

8. Going insane, becoming paralyzed or losing a limb?

9. Your parents seeing you naked or you seeing your parents naked?

10. Forgetting to put on deodorant forgetting to brush your teeth?

11. Overdressed at a casual party or underdressed at a formal party?

12. Having menstrual cramps or having a migraine?

13. Dumped for your best friend or dumped for your worst enemy?

14. Getting stuck in an elevator or getting stuck in traffic?

15. Someone keying your car or someone catching you key their car?