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Which is worse?
Yeah, I'm bored at work again, so just humor me ....
(Please note that I didn't come up with these. They're from another website.) Which is worse? 1. Being fired or having to fire someone? 2. Not having a TV or not having a radio? 3. Being chased by an angry dog or having and angry cat jump on your face? 4. Burning to death or freezing to death? 5. Having an itch on your foot with your shoes on or having an itch in your butt with your pants on? 6. Having a booger sticking out of your nose or having a huge piece of broccoli stuck in your teeth? 7. Losing all your hair or losing all your teeth? 8. Going insane, becoming paralyzed or losing a limb? 9. Your parents seeing you naked or you seeing your parents naked? 10. Forgetting to put on deodorant forgetting to brush your teeth? 11. Overdressed at a casual party or underdressed at a formal party? 12. Having menstrual cramps or having a migraine? 13. Dumped for your best friend or dumped for your worst enemy? 14. Getting stuck in an elevator or getting stuck in traffic? 15. Someone keying your car or someone catching you key their car? |
1. Being fired
2. Not having a TV 3. Having an angry cat jump in my face! (I am too cute!) 4. Burning to death 5. I think that the butt itch is worse! You can take off your shoe anywhere! 6. I think that the booger is worse. 7. Losing my teeth. 8. Becoming paralyzed 9. Neither (It's only me and my mom so it's no big deal) 10. Forgetting to put on deodorant (I head straight to sink as soon as I roll out of bed) 11. Being underdressed 12. migraine 13. Being dumped for my worst enemy (my best friend would NEVER let something like that go down!) 14. Getting stuck in the elevator 15. Getting caught keying someone's car (but I would never do such a thing! :p ) |
1. Being fired
2. No tv 3. Angry cat jump in my face 4. Burning to death 5. Butt itch 6. The booger 7. Loosing teeth 8. Paralyzed 9. Seeing my parents naked 10. Brushing my teeth 11. Being underdressed 12. Migraine 13. Being dumped for my worst enemy 14. Stuck in an elevator 15. Catching me key their car (...and I would do such a thing...;) ) |
1. Being fired
2. Not having a television 3. Having a dog chase me...what if its a big ol pit bull... 4. Frozen to Death...I think it would take longer to die if you were freezing 5. Foot itch...then u have to take off your shoes and all that 6. Booger sticking out :p 7. Losing my hair...I couldn't stand having to wear a wig EVERYDAY 8. Paralyzed...If I was insane I wouldn't know it...at least I hope not :confused: (Beautiful Mind??) 9. Seeing my parents naked DEFINATELY:eek: 10. Deodorant 11. Underdressed 12. Although I've never had one, from what I hear a MIGRAINE 13. Dumped for my best friend :mad: ...:( 14. Stuck in the elevator...(Yall been watching Passions...Whitney and Julian) 15. Hmm...getting caught |
1. being fired
2. no radio 3. cat jump on your face 4. freezing to death 5. itch in foot w/shoes on 6. booger in nose 7. losing all teeth 8. becoming paralyzed 9. seeing mom naked 10. forgetting to brush teeth 11. underdressed at formal 12. migraine, hands down 13. dumped for worst enemy 14. stuck in elevator 15. getting caught keying the car |
Re: Which is worse?
Okay, here are my answers. :D
Which is worse? 1. Being fired because (and I hate to sound so insensitive) MY money would be gone. Now if I had to fire someone, then THEY would have that to worry about...not me. 2. Not having a TV because nowadays, there are many radio stations that can be accessed through the television. Digital Cable is like a good source yall. 3. Having an angry cat jump on my face. First of all, I'm really not a big "cat" fan. Secondly, if I were being CHASED by an angry dog (and believe me, in my elementary and middle school days, it's happened), I've always got a good chance to get away. Now an angry cat in my face is a totally different story. 4. Burning to death. I can't even BEGIN to tell yall how I feel about this one. And, if I'm not mistaken, when someone FREEZES to death, they more than likely go like into a coma-state and they loose feeling in their body parts. Well, I count that to be 100 times better than having to feel EVERY inch of my flesh BURNING off of me. 5. Having an itch in my butt with my pants on. I can EASILY take off a shoe and scratch and not be deemed "nasty" or "crazy" more so than trying to access a itch in my butt...someone may think that I'm not clean or something. 6. Having a booger sticking out of my nose. Just the word "booger" says it all. :D :D 7. Losing all my hair. Dentures are made EVERY day. And I know that their are products and procedures that can grow or replace hair. But, hey, dentures are cheaper and can be made a whole lot quicker. :D :D 8. Becoming paralyzed. I look at it like this. It would just be devastating to have my right mind and ALL of my limbs, but not be able to use ANY of them. If I were insane or lost ONE of my limbs, there are medications and rehabilitative methods that can be used so that I could probably carry on with my life, but with a few changes. 9. Seeing my parents naked. Now I've seen my mother naked. And since we're really close, it really doesn't bother me. Now my FATHER (although I've never seen him naked)...GROSS!! 10. Forgetting to put on deodorant. I can always go the PRIMATIVE route and use my FINGERS, salt, and water to kinda clean up my teeth...if needed. But the "funk" that goes with not putting on deodorant is in a class by itself. :D :D 11. Being underdressed at a formal party. 12. Having a migraine. I suffer from both. But a migraine will make you "curse your mama". Cramps can be bad too, but migraines are something else. 13. Dumped for your best friend. Enough said!! 14. Getting stuck in an elevator. With being stuck in traffic, atleast I would have the opportunity to kinda clean up my car a bit, get plenty of air, talk on my cell phone, and LISTEN TO THE RADIO. 15. Being caught keying someone else's car. ANOTHER bill and possible JAIL TIME. Now if someone were to key MY car, THAT person would haveto worry about all of that. Besides, my insurance would probably cover the damages if someone keyed my car. :D :D |
Re: Which is worse?
1. Being fired
2. Not having a TV 3. having and angry cat jump on your face 4. freezing to death 5. Having an itch on your foot with your shoes on 6. having a huge piece of broccoli stuck in your teeth 7. Losing all your hair 8. Going insane 9. seeing your parents naked 10. Forgetting to put on deodorant 11. underdressed at a formal party 12. having a migraine 13. Dumped for your best friend 14. Getting stuck in an elevator 15. Someone keying your car |
Re: Which is worse?
1. Having to fire someone
2. Not having a radio 3. cat 4. burning 5. butt 6. booger, definitely 7. teeth (i have nightmares about this) 8. paralyzed 9. seeing my father naked 10. teeth (yall see i'm preoccupied with them, lol) 11. underdressed 12. MIGRAINE 13. best friend 14. TRAFFIC :mad: 15. keying my car |
1. being fired
2. not having a radio 3. having an angry cat jump on your face 4. burning to death 5. having an itch on your foot with your shoe on...I HATE THAT! 6.having broccoli stuck on your teeth 7. loosing all your teeth...wigs are less expensive! 8. being paralyzed 9. seeing your parents naked...what were they doing naked?:eek: 10. forgetting to put deodorant on 11. underdressed at a formal party..."GIRL, LOOK WHAT SHE GOT ON!" 12. having a migraine 13. dumped for your best friend 14. getting stuck in traffic 15. someone catching you key their car |
1. being fired
2. not having TV 3. angry cat in my face (OUCH!!) 4. burning to death (double OUCH!!) 5. having an itch in my butt 6. boogers in my nose (nuf said) 7. losing all of my hair 8. becoming paralyzed - there are prosthetics for missing body parts and a plethora of neuroleptics and psychotrophic drugs to get my sanity back on track. 9. seeing parents naked (at least my father - yuck) 10. forgetting deodorant 11. undressed at formal party 12. migraine 13. dumped for best friend (double the emotional pain) 14. stuck in elevator 15. someone keying my car (although I don't own one yet) :p |
Re: Which is worse?
Which is worse?
1. Being fired 2. Not having a TV 3. Being chased by an angry dog cuz I'm scared to death of big dogs plus they can do more damage than a cat. 4. Doesn't really matter since at both levels of the extreme, the feeling is going to be exactly the same. But I'll say burning. 5. Yuck...an itch in your butt. Wash yo ass!! :o 6. By far...the booger 7. Losing all your hair because a woman's pride and joy is in her hair. 8. Going insane 9. Ugh, me seeing my parents naked 10. Forgetting to brush your teeth. I HAVE to brush my teeth at least three times a day and after I eat chocolate or soda...just a habit. If you forget deoderant, you can always "take it easy" the whole day and try not to work up a sweat. 11. Overdressed 12. Migraine 13. Dumped for your best friend 14. Getting stuck in traffic 15. Someone keying your car |
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