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Originally Posted by Phrozen Sands
Hahahahahahahahahaha I can’t BREATHE! LMFAO! I gotta translate this since CG wants to be all proper.
Translation: Kyle peeped CG’s legs, liked what he saw, took the tip CG gave him, gave CG the pizza, then proceeded back to his car to jack off, with dude down the street’s pizza next to him.
ROTFLMFAO! I haven’t laughed this hard on greekchat in 12 years! LMAO!
How’d you know his name was Kyle?
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Because you can track what’s happening with your pizza through the online pizza tracker. It’ll show like the person’s first name of who’s making your pizza, baking it, “quality checking” it, and who’s on their way with it to your house. I mean, he was out there in his car for a while, before he pulled off. I’ve never seen a pizza guy do that before. So I’m like “What is he doing? Why is just sitting there?” When he kept looking at my legs, I looked down, too, thinking he saw something on the floor? — because I at first didn’t know why he was doing that.
You guys are so gross.
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