Stupid Pickup Lines

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Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be.

Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money.

I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock.

I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, you treat me right, and I'll do it your way.

Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I seem to have lost mine.

I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.

I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house.

If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.

You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?

There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!

Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.

Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.

Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic-tac's.

Excuse me I lost my teddy bear will you sleep with me tonight.

If you were a buger I would pick you first.

You: Can I borrow a quarter?
She: why? ( if she says sure or something else get her to ask you why)
You: so I can call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams. ( have something quick to say afterwards)

Are your pants from outer space? 'cause your butt is out of this world.

Are you a parking ticket? 'cause you got fine-fine-fine written all over ya.

I can't wait until tomorrow. She replys why not. You say cause you look better everyday.

Are you tired? Cause you've been running through my mind all day!

If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together!

I must be in heaven cause I've seen an angel.