As the Summer Breaks come to a close...it's time for a STORY (ya'll happy?)

[CJUS]

Yeah, but I would love to get to know you, you fine, hot, young, tender thang you. Come on and I bet ya, big poppa will show you how to have a good time. (He offers me his arm)
I'm thinking, like oh no Pedro did not set me up with Grandpa here. So I said to myself, hey, I have been through hell and back today. I done got myself all dolled up to go out tonight and to have a good time, and besides we are at the Ritz, and besides I am getting up to $800 for this old stiff, and besides he got manners. I'll just go in and have a couple of drinks and my dinner I am hungry, and bounce up out of here. So I smile and take his arm and go inside of the Ritz. When I walked in, I.......