Things I Never Want To See On Facebook:
1) Duckface. YOU. DO. NOT. LOOK. SEXY. You look deranged and laughable. I don't want to pledge the girl that ended up on
antiduckface.com.
2) Orange spray tan.
3) Sticking your tongue out in pics so we can see your tongue piercing. No, it doesn't make you edgy.
4) "Sexy" pic of you in your bathroom mirror. When you look in Vogue magazine, there is rarely a toilet in the background of all the pictures.
5) Pics of you posing in barely there clothes trying to look like you deserve to be in Maxim. Mostly you post them so everyone will go "oooh, you're so gorgeous!" and you can bask in 3 seconds of attention whoring. The slutty looking attention whore isn't a big want on most recruitment lists.
6) Statuses that say things like "OMG, so trashed last night" or "Ugh, I hate failing classes" or "So-and-so is such a skank whore". My personal hatred also goes out to the sappy "OMG baby I miss youuuuuuuu <3" statuses accompanied by pics of you making out with your summer boyfriend.
7) ANY posts about a particular sorority, even if it's a positive "OMG, I love the XYZs at my school!"
8) Hide all your game posts. Or make them visible to only game playing FB friends. Because Panhellenic doesn't care about your farm.
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