1. I want a pay raise, holiday pay, AND a Christmas bonus.
2. I want a rubdown before, after, and mid-way through.
3. I get a 60/40 split on those cookies being left by the trees.
4. Whoever made fun of me the most gets ridden by the gassy elf.
5. When we get back, he pays the plastic surgeon to give me a new nose.
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