Quote:
Originally Posted by KSUViolet06
^^^I'm still on the fence about kids, but if I were to ever give birth you guys could add me to the No Mom in the Room group.
My mom is a former ER nurse. Every medical situation turns into her asking the doctors 50 million questions and "OMGWTFBBQ!!!! You're doing it wrong!!!" She would probably make the docs want to hand her the gloves, leave the room and tell HER to deliver the baby.
|
Same, but my mom is a NICU respiratory therapist. She spazzed when I told her I had meconium (sp) in my "water" with my first. She was completely convinced they were going to let my baby aspirate it in.
For both of mine, it was just me and hub. With my first daughter, first grandkid, my FiL was in a hurry to get into the delivery room. He wanted to be the first to hold the first grandchild. Hub went out to tell them everything went fine, they could come in after a while, then turned around to come back into the room. I had just delivered the placenta, I was completely out of it, puking, dizzy, legs still splayed and getting stitched. I heard one of the nurses, who was cleaning my daughter up, say "UM, can I HELP you??" I look over my shoulder, and there was my FiL. He was like "Oh!! I thought it was ok if we came in now!" The one nurse damn near killed him, she said "You need to leave, NOW! OUT! A nurse will tell you when you can come in."
I laugh about it now, but was pretty pissed at the time.
Threaded Mode
