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[AlphaFrog]

Originally Posted by Chuck Norris

After a long-awaited return, Chuck is coming back one last time to say goodbye. No, Chuck did not forget his password as some speculated. Chuck could invent an elaborate story about being speared by a trident as he was wrongfully excommunicated by DDD at convention... but the truth is any sequel to Chuck's recruitment would not live up to the hype and attention surrounding the original thread. And what would the poor DDD chapter look like after Chuck joined? It's not like Chuck was going to vote in meetings like the rest of you. Any continuation of Chuck would ultimately be a let-down. There are only so many ways Chuck can roundhouse kick his way into your hearts.

No, Chuck will not ever reveal his alter-ego's identity. Chuck will confirm what many have asked Chuck by PM and that is that his alter-ego is not DDD. For all you GC detectives who might be interested, Chuck's alter-ego's sorority (gender hint) is an NPC that was represented in Chuck's original round 1 of recruitment. Chuck Norris didn't repeat his selection because choosing the same sorority would have been an obvious attempt at self-promotion, and Chuck is way more panhellenic than that! another clue is that no one has ever even GUESSED who Chuck's alter-ego is because Chuck is no longer the regular poster he was several years ago... now he visits only from time to time but only under the alter-ego's name. One time Chuck messed up and posted a "Chuck" response under his alter-ego's name. Did anyone catch it before it was deleted? Final clue: alter-ego has fought online with AlphaFrog AND BlueA****.

(Thank you, by the way for all the interest in Chuck! Creating that thread remains one of Chuck's alter-ego's favorite GC memories. The thread was created for the sole purpose of distracting Chuck while Chuck was sick from work a few days and the thread just keeps on making Chuck smile every time Chuck sees someone give him a shout out).

I will end with a final Chuck Norris-ism: Look closely as Chuck Norris "walks" from GC because Chuck isn't really walking. Chuck frightened the hallowed GC ground beneath him so badly it is cowering away...

(See, Chuck's return was a bit of a let down, wasn't it? I guess EP was right!)

I guess I should feel honored by a Chuck call-out?