Southern Girls

[AGDLynn]

I just got this from an AGD and had to share it!!

Southern girls know bad manners when they see them:
Drinking straight out of a can.
Not sending thank you notes.
Velvet after February.
White shoes before Easter or after Labor Day.
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Southern girls appreciate their natural assets:
Dewy skin.
A winning smile.
That unforgettable, Southern drawl.
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Southern girls know their manners:
"Yes, ma'am."
"Yes, sir."
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Southern girls have a distinct way with fond expressions:
"Y'all come back!"
"Well, bless your heart."
"Drop by when you can."
"How's your mother?"
"Love your hair."
"Well, shut my mouth." ((I added this one, it's my cousin's fav.)
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Southern girls don't sweat...they glisten.

Southern girls know their summer weather report:
Humidity
Humidity
Humidity
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Southern girls know their three R's!:
Rich
Richer
Richest
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Southern girls know their vacation spots:
The Beach
The Beach
The Beach
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Southern girls know the joys of June, July, and August:
Summer tans
Wide brimmed hats

Southern girls know everybody's first name:
Honey
Darlin'
Sugah
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Southern girls know the movies that speak to their hearts:
"Gone With the Wind"
"Fried Green Tomatoes"
"Driving Miss Daisy"
"Steel Magnolias"
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Southern girls know their religions:
Baptist
Methodist
Football
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Southern girls know their country breakfasts:
Red-eye gravy ((or thick cream white gravy with specks of sausage)
GRITS
Country ham
Mouth-watering homemade biscuits
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Southern girls know their cities dripping with Southern charm:
Adlanna (Atlanta as outsiders say, lol)
Richmond
Charleston
Savannah
Birmingham
Nawlins'
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Southern girls know their elegant gentlemen:
Men in uniform.
Men in tuxedos.
Rhett Butler, of course.
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Y'all know Southern girls are quick on the drawl.

Southern girls know their prime real estate:
> The Mall
> The Beauty Salon
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Southern girls know the three deadly sins:
> Bad hair
> Bad manners
> Bad blind dates
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Southern girls know men may come and go, but friends are fo'evah!
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G.R.I.T.S. = Girls Raised in The South!

Now you run along, Sugah, and send this to some other Girls
Raised In The South, i.e., Southern Belles. Or to some of yo
Yankee Girlfriends to make them green with envy!

Lynn (who was born in SOUTH Carolina)