Southern Girls
 

I just got this from an AGD and had to share it!!

Southern girls know bad manners when they see them:
Drinking straight out of a can.
Not sending thank you notes.
Velvet after February.
White shoes before Easter or after Labor Day.
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Southern girls appreciate their natural assets:
Dewy skin.
A winning smile.
That unforgettable, Southern drawl.
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Southern girls know their manners:
"Yes, ma'am."
"Yes, sir."
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Southern girls have a distinct way with fond expressions:
"Y'all come back!"
"Well, bless your heart."
"Drop by when you can."
"How's your mother?"
"Love your hair."
"Well, shut my mouth." ((I added this one, it's my cousin's fav.)
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Southern girls don't sweat...they glisten.

Southern girls know their summer weather report:
Humidity
Humidity
Humidity
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Southern girls know their three R's!:
Rich
Richer
Richest
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Southern girls know their vacation spots:
The Beach
The Beach
The Beach
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Southern girls know the joys of June, July, and August:
Summer tans
Wide brimmed hats

Southern girls know everybody's first name:
Honey
Darlin'
Sugah
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Southern girls know the movies that speak to their hearts:
"Gone With the Wind"
"Fried Green Tomatoes"
"Driving Miss Daisy"
"Steel Magnolias"
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Southern girls know their religions:
Baptist
Methodist
Football
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Southern girls know their country breakfasts:
Red-eye gravy ((or thick cream white gravy with specks of sausage)
GRITS
Country ham
Mouth-watering homemade biscuits
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Southern girls know their cities dripping with Southern charm:
Adlanna (Atlanta as outsiders say, lol)
Richmond
Charleston
Savannah
Birmingham
Nawlins'
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Southern girls know their elegant gentlemen:
Men in uniform.
Men in tuxedos.
Rhett Butler, of course.
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Y'all know Southern girls are quick on the drawl.

Southern girls know their prime real estate:
> The Mall
> The Beauty Salon
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Southern girls know the three deadly sins:
> Bad hair
> Bad manners
> Bad blind dates
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Southern girls know men may come and go, but friends are fo'evah!
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G.R.I.T.S. = Girls Raised in The South!

Now you run along, Sugah, and send this to some other Girls
Raised In The South, i.e., Southern Belles. Or to some of yo
Yankee Girlfriends to make them green with envy!

Lynn (who was born in SOUTH Carolina)
;) :D :D

LOL....:)

AGDLynn, what I love about Ya,ll Southern Girls is you can talk dirty and it sounds like honey crossing yo lips!http://www.plauder-smilies.de/jump.gif.

That is the new digital me!
:)

This is just mehttp://www.plauder-smilies.de/bouncer.gif:D

FarmHouse adores G.R.I.T.S., "cream of wheat" (yankee grits), and anyplace you can get one from the other.
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I have a friend here in Maryland who is born and raised in Lancaster, South Carolina. She was telling me once how her family was suspicious of her now-husband when they started dating. She said they were worried about her marrying a Yankee. I noted that her husband is from Annapolis, Maryland, how could they consider him a Yankee?

She looked me right in the eye and said, "Tracy, to my family, someone from North Carolina is a Yankee!"

Well, my hubby is a pseudo Eskimo, i.e., born in Alaska before it became a State. Then he had the audacity :rolleyes: to move to Tonnawanda/Buffalo, NY. We met when he lived in Alabama but he will always be a Yankee to me...

But hey, give the guy credit, he pulls for the Braves!;) :D

(KR, I got the email from an AGD living in Annapolis, lol.)

Lynn

Too Cute!!! I sent this to my other southern girls

I've never considered myself a southern girl (b/c I'm a city girl--Miami!) but when one of my sisters wanted to hook me up with one of her friends (who I ended up dating for awhile) she described me as "a true southern girl." Whereas I was never comfortable with that, this time it was such a great compliment. Southern girls, even though they may be teased sometimes, are such ladies.

PS: Have any of you ever gone on KA's Old South formal? My best sister (what do you call your best friend who is your sister?) went, and I thought it was so cute b/c now she's an official Dixie Darling.

Awwwww...
 

Most of those are true. I will send it to some southern belles I know.

Ronnie:D