I live less than a mile from a LDS Mission House. Guess who visits me often?
Clearly you need to do something so insane you end up off their list. Try to convert them to worship your pet poodle. Answer the door covered in 'satanic' face paint. Answer eating meat and start talking a lot about your neighbor who is missing and... would they like to have some dinner?
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