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Originally Posted by Parfait
Don't forget a TON of blush, you want that happy flushed look! Don't forget to buy your foundation a few shades too dark for a nice tanned look, don't even think about putting it on your neck because foundation should only touch your face.
You have a test tomorrow?
Stay up all night drinking or show up drunk for the test. Remember to ask the professor when you can take the test because you're obviously not prepared and s/he should have kept YOUR schedule in mind.
People *love* it when children are brought to class so give yours a lot of sugar, an energy drink, and some coffee then turn them loose in the classroom. Everyone will find their antics adorable.
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I did that once...sorta. Went to a social planning to stay only til 11 so I could study. Had one drink...that damn jungle juice! Don't ever trust something mixed in a garbage can! When I realized it was 2 and I was DRUNK and needed to study, my sister (bio) took me to get something to eat so I could sober up to study. After a night (er..morning)of studying, I showed up for the test at 8am still tipsy and took the entire period to take the test (which was odd for me since I usually finished first.) I ended up walking out with my professor. He started chatting with me and asked me how I thought I did. I guess since I was still a little drunk, I can blame the alcohol for saying, "Well, I guess okay since I'm still drunk!"
I guess he was shocked when I set the curve! Must have had some dumb people in my class...Quant analysis.
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