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Originally Posted by Still BLUTANG
i have bad credit and am a babymama.
related tale 1: the last time i was in Louisiana, i rented a car from the airport. at the counter, the woman smiled, leaned in to me, and said, "you know we'll be putting a $500 (or whatever) hold on your DEBIT card." i kindly handed her my COMPANY credit card and said, no need to worry about that.
related tale 2: when guys check me out in a parking lot, they *always* make a comment that there's no room for a baby seat in my car. B*TCH I KNOW, that's the point as i am single and childless, lol.
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