It's official: We're in a recession.

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Originally Posted by WarEagle07

WAIT......We're in a recession???? Oh wow! Thank goodness we can rely on the government to make us aware of this situation. Good 'ole government....right on top of things as usual. I should probably start preparing....first I need to find a job since I lost mine last month, I'll sell some stock so I have money for the house payment..oh damn, the stock isn't worth anything. Shoot, how does the government expect me to prepare for a recession with no money and no job? I need a bailout...I'm calling my senator tomorrow asap!

Originally Posted by From the Article:

But the nonpartisan National Bureau of Economic Research, charged with making the call for the history books, waited until now to make it official — and the announcement came on a day when the American stock market fell nearly 9 percent in a single session.

I hate to break up a good rant . . . but . . .