Teachers: the names you will never name your own kids

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I subbed while I was in college to see if I really wanted to go back to school and get my teaching certification. Oh, the names I used to have to call roll with! I was in one Pre-K class where I had a China, a Russia, and three Asia's (all spelled different too! Asia, Aysa, and Axa). I had another student one time named Taneka. Unfortunately, it was spelled Tick'nickle. How you turn one into the other, I have no idea...