I must confess...
I'm am a bad person - evil in fact. In my "real" life I take pleasure out of torturing animal crackers (especially biting their limbs off one at a time in front of their little zoo friends) and putting toothpaste in all the shampoo bottles at the gym. I also have psychotic spells where I sit around telling people that I indeed created the internet. I also lay around and accuse chestnuts of being lazy (its a movie line - prize for the one who figures it out).
And now I have brought my misery here - to the sacred world of GC. To the world where people live and die -- and literally inhale each breath based upon my posts. If I only knew I would have such power, I would have run for president.
All the sweet posts I received regarding my surgery I thought were sincere - I didn't realize that my sarcasm and sometimes ill humor were the catalyst for the fall of GC.
Therefore, based on the responses I have had from so many of you -- I will hereby declare that my life is changed because of you. You have shown me the error of my ways, and I am going to give in and print the following disclaimer on any and all future posts. I hope you like it - if not, please let me know so that I can continue to change to be just like you -- because we all know the world would be a better place if every single one of us had the exact same thoughts and opinions as "you" do. So here it is:
Ladies, Gentlemen, Transgender, and Transexuals...the following post is not in any way, shape, or form intended to abuse, hurt, emotionally scar, psychologically damage, or cause physical ill upon any eyes, mind, body, or spirit, reading, perusing, or scanning the following words, phrases, terms, or sentences. It is not intended to hurt any feelings, real or imagined, nor to discourage anyone from attaining the high ideals and hopes of greek life and all that is included with the rights and priveleges of membership therein. Furthermore, it is only an expression of personal opinion -- mine that is, as that is the only opinion that I personally know -- and is not intended or to be misconstrued as disrespectful.
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I look forward to serving Greek Chat in the fullest capacity of being the AXO moderator, and I shall continue to foster love, harmony, peace, and happy-happy, joy-joy amongst its members, senior, junior, and moderators, without prejudice or "age" discrimination. Please let me know if I can be of service to you in any way, shape, or form - so that together we can continue to build the GC of tomorrow!
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