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Originally Posted by JonInKC
My tool talks to me, particularly when I've been downing pints of ale.
Tool: Hey go talk to that fat chick!
Me: I dunno...remember what happened last time?
Tool: Shut up bitch, I do the thinking here.
Me; Yes sir.
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I am overly tired so this is hilarious! Of course right now I think the newest Kia commercial with the couple sitting at a table with a laptop is comedy gold so take that as you will. Need sleep...
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I'll take trainwreck for 100 Alex.
And Jesus speaketh, "do unto others as they did unto you because the bitches deserve it".
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