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I would tell Santa "sure I'll guide your sleigh tonight-but under some certain circumstances and compensation. First I want 1,000,000$ for my trouble and post traumatic events of my childhood-some of which you caused. Second, it is going to be damn cold and thus I want a heater and hot chocolate available at all time. Third, I want you and the coach to kneel at my feet and tell me that I am the one and only that can do this job, that you were wrong about me and apologize for any remarks you made to me as a child."
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