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I hate the Halloween stores. SOOOO overpriced for terrible quality clothing.
And why do they make them so ill fitting? BF and I finally found something we could live with for a party that we're going to tomorrow night- he was going to be the Tin Man and I was going to be Dorothy (we're not feeling particularly creative). Fine. They only have a M tin man costume. BF is 6'3. The tin man should not be wearing capris and a belly shirt.
I try on the M Dorothy costume. I'm 5'7. It fits, but it so ridiculously short it covers maybe 1/3 of my behind. So fine, I try on the L. It covers perhaps 1/2 of my behind. The waist starts right under my boobs. Even if I wore something under it it would look stupid.
Who designs these costumes????
So we're going to be lazy. He's going to be Kfed and i'm going to Britney. Both of us will wear beaters and trucker hats. I'm going to carry around an boy Cabbage Patch doll (going to by a tshirt for him tonight and write "Sean Preston" on it) and a Starbucks cup and keep on dropping the doll.
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