Yeah I said it, I bet you won't hit me...

[marquise1911]

Things you would say if you wouldn't get arrested, shot, fired, or prosecuted!!!

2 My Co-worker: No, trick I don't have time on my break to drive you to the bank. Why don't you call that pretend husband of yours, that you claim to have, but don't have a ring or picture to prove he exists. Oh and I saw you drinking out of my coffe cup and licking the rim, do it again, I dare you...

2 da cleaning lady: Look if you steal my change one more time I'm gonna report your @$$ to the INS and tell them about your son stealing my neighbor's lawnmower.

2 da drive through guy: Ni99a! I know you dropped out of middle school cause ya baby-mama dropped her third child and WIC said you had to work in order to stay in the house. But can a negro please get the right sauce for my nuggets and a straw for my drink and I swear-2-gawd if you have me pull over to the curb and wait 15 mins for a 4 item order, I'm gonna reach through dat window and knock da $hit out of you.