The one I always use that I almost got busted for was, "I'm just visiting. I'm actually leaving town TOMMORROW." I use this most often when I go to bars and stuff, but one time I got busted. I was in Washington D.C. doing this internship this summer and went to this party. This one guy talked to me forever and wouldn't shut up. Finally he asked me for my number, and I used my line. The next week I ran into him in Georgetown. I swear it must be the smallest city ever.
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