The enemy:
...Our biological weapon of attack: antifreeze.
...weapon's application: dispersed around defence's perimeter (garbage bags)
...weapon effectivness: none.
...causalities: one (roommate).
...severity of attack: injured limb.
...counter attack: increased usage of biological warfare within perimeter...
...evidently the raccons have figured out how to avoid the anti-freeze, so against all logic my landlord took my advice and is preparing to spray the garbage itself within the bags.
showmenship mes amie, with this i'm going out on top - goodbye (greatest gc user of all time)....