Huh. Apparantly, I'm the crappiest housewife ever. Oh well, I'm guessing he still loves me, otherwise he would have been long gone a while ago.
Wait! I do know how to make pie. From scratch even. My lone saving grace.
mmmmmm......... pie
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It's gonna be a hootenanny.
Or maybe a jamboree.
Or possibly even a shindig or lollapalooza.
Perhaps it'll be a hootshinpaloozaree. I don't know.