Weekly Recap

[KABillyMac]

Well its been a long time kids, and since the board seems like its starting to get some life back to it, then I guess its time for a little recap.

King Earp- It just wouldnt be a weekly update if I didnt start with you first. The chants of "Earp for President" can be heard on campuses all across the nation. Tingle in my dingle, hahahaha, good stuff. Since the possibility of you typing your posts while sober is slim to none, then lets see if we cant get you sponsered by a brewery or some vineyard, then lets take your show on the road so we can all make a few bucks.

Deja- 3 words. Full Frontal Nudity. We just want to see if you will really go that far...........

Alf is the rage. Get on the bus or get the hell off.

Ex Greek, Damasa, and Lil_G- I dont know which of you guys has the squirrel problem, and I really cant help you with it, but as far as the coons go, I can loan you some good coon hounds. They work for beer so yall should have no problem paying them for their services.

A joke before I let you guys bash me:

Canadian Prime minister, Osama Bin Laden, and Uncle Sam are walking along the beach when they stumble upon a lamp. They pick up the lamp, dust it off, and out pops a genie. The genie agrees to 3 wishes, one for each of them.
The Canadian Prime minister wishes that all the land in Canada be forever fertile for farming, beaver, and whatever it is that Canadians need fertile land for. Poof. It was done.
Osama wanted a great wall built around Afganistan so no infidels, Jews, or Americans could get in and invade his beloved rathole. Poof. It was done.
Uncle Sam, being the civil engineer that he is, asked the Genie "Tell me about this wall". The Genie said "Well its a great wall, 150 foot heigh and 100 feet thick. Nothing will penetrate it" Uncle Sam said "Fill it full of water."