Weekly Recap
 

Well its been a long time kids, and since the board seems like its starting to get some life back to it, then I guess its time for a little recap.

King Earp- It just wouldnt be a weekly update if I didnt start with you first. The chants of "Earp for President" can be heard on campuses all across the nation. Tingle in my dingle, hahahaha, good stuff. Since the possibility of you typing your posts while sober is slim to none, then lets see if we cant get you sponsered by a brewery or some vineyard, then lets take your show on the road so we can all make a few bucks.

Deja- 3 words. Full Frontal Nudity. We just want to see if you will really go that far...........

Alf is the rage. Get on the bus or get the hell off.

Ex Greek, Damasa, and Lil_G- I dont know which of you guys has the squirrel problem, and I really cant help you with it, but as far as the coons go, I can loan you some good coon hounds. They work for beer so yall should have no problem paying them for their services.

A joke before I let you guys bash me:

Canadian Prime minister, Osama Bin Laden, and Uncle Sam are walking along the beach when they stumble upon a lamp. They pick up the lamp, dust it off, and out pops a genie. The genie agrees to 3 wishes, one for each of them.
The Canadian Prime minister wishes that all the land in Canada be forever fertile for farming, beaver, and whatever it is that Canadians need fertile land for. Poof. It was done.
Osama wanted a great wall built around Afganistan so no infidels, Jews, or Americans could get in and invade his beloved rathole. Poof. It was done.
Uncle Sam, being the civil engineer that he is, asked the Genie "Tell me about this wall". The Genie said "Well its a great wall, 150 foot heigh and 100 feet thick. Nothing will penetrate it" Uncle Sam said "Fill it full of water."

...hahahahahah...i'm laughing my way out of this hangover...

those hounds will be well-received, i'll even treat them to the finest can. whiskey we have to offer. Apparently there's a whole brotherhood of those bastards - 10 in total - they probably take turns chewing up our trash....i think the landlord has a plan though

AH!!!!
 

KABilly I a stand in AWE of your insight on life!! If Nominated I will not Run!!! Small not!!!:)

Gawd, I ran for 2 political contests and that is when I found out it is not a good thing to do right, but a vocation! It is a Business!!! Hell if I got voted in I figure, I would have lasted 3 mo. before I told the hoopty dos to kiss my unwashed ------!!!!!!

Well I appreciated the vote of confidence, ????:D

I'd vote for you, Tom.

Re: Weekly Recap
 

Well, sorta . . . it's starting to die again, too damn bad . . . this place used to be halfway fun every once in a while. It's a shame. Maybe I should do a search and find all those old threads that used to make me laugh . . .

Truer words have never been spoken. The revolution is neigh.

Re: Weekly Recap
 

hahhaa...yes it is the time of alf..and the time of locked threads, can you handle the truth?

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KABM, I stand in Awe....
 

Yet again I am amaized by your insight on the happenings here. Keep 'em coming. Brightened up my day completely.

KABM, you good people.:D

Full Frontal Nudity?


lmao


I've already got pictures, actually.
The chicks will hate me for this, but...when your drunk..your drunk.

You do some crazy things. I might have deleted them though. One of the older sisters and I were dared to at a party.
I don't turn down dares.



WITHIN REASON!!!!!!!!

lol
AKA- no posting of nudie pics.
nEVER. ON. GC. nEVER.
NOPE.
not gonna happen, don't ask.

I rest my case. Your witness, counselor.

Life, you good people too man. You goin deer hunting this year or just gonna chase the bunnies on campus around?

I'd second that

In light of "THE THREAD" Here's a little modified joke.
If you've heard it, too bad. If you hate it, I'm sad. If you smile,I'm glad.

What's the difference between sex with a Chi-O, a DZ and a ZTA?

A Chi-O undresses and whispers, " Ok, Honey, I'm ready"
A DZ jumps into the sack and screams, "Faster Baby- Baby ,yeh I'm gonna..."
A ZTA lays there and thinks, "Beige, I think I'll paint the walls beige."

J/J due to the affiliations of those who responded.

ROTFL, JAM! :) And, while I'm at it, let me just say that this is my 100th post!! Just in case y'all were holding your breath.... ;)

Actually, now that I think about it, in light of this post, I guess us guys should cross ZTAs off our potential dating list. Not wild enough. ;)

Not wild enough? Hmmm..... You haven't met the UCF ZTA's. ;)