I got hold of a bag of Oreos, climbed up on the dningroom table at my grandmother's house and proceeded to lick the ceters out of all of them, put them back together and stuff them back in the bag. I got caught based on the cookie smear going from ear to ear and the super sugar hyper drive I went into. Also, my Uncle, laughing at me grabbed an Oreo and popped it in his mouth before he realized it had been thoroughly licked.
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