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12-12-2004, 12:56 PM
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Oh yeah? Well, the jerk store called, they're running out of you!
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12-12-2004, 01:07 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: WWJMD?
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Weezie is an outrage!
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A hiney bird is a bird that flies in perfectly executed, concentric circles until it eventually flies up its own behind and poof! disappears forever....
-Ken Harrelson
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12-12-2004, 03:03 PM
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Join Date: May 2001
Location: The Old Pueblo
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Is Anyone Here A Marine Biologist???
GEORGE: The sea was angry that day my friends...like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli. I got about fifty feet out and suddenly, the great beast appeared before me. I tell ya, he was ten stories high if he was a foot. As if sensing my presence, he let out a great bellow. I said, "Easy, big fella!" And then, as I watched him struggling I realized that something was obstructing its breathing. From where I was standing I could see directly into the eye of the great fish!
JERRY: Mammal.
GEORGE: Whatever.
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12-12-2004, 10:55 PM
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Location: somewhere in richmond
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The meeting's at Monk's coffee shop. Do you need directions?
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12-13-2004, 01:18 AM
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Elaine: The wedding is in one week. I got this [holds up invitation] today."
Jerry: So you think it's a non-vite?
Elaine: It's an un-vitation!
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12-13-2004, 09:06 AM
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Location: Hotel Oceanview
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Jimmy's gonna put the moves on Elaine.
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It is all 33girl's fault. ~DrPhil
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12-13-2004, 09:43 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: "...maybe tomorrow I'm gonna settle down. Until tomorrow, I'll just keep moving on."
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"You know Darren, if you would have told me twenty-five years ago that some day I'd be standing here about to solve the world's energy problems, I would've said you're crazy... Now let's push this giant ball of oil out the window."
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12-13-2004, 09:44 AM
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Newman, you wouldn't eat broccoli even if it was deep-fried in chocolate sauce.
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12-13-2004, 10:43 AM
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George: Yeah! Look at me! I was free and clear! I was living the dream! I was stripped to the waist, eating a block of cheese the size of a car battery!
Jerry: Before we go any further, I'd just like to point out how disturbing it is that you equate eating a block of cheese with some sort of bachelor paradise.
George: Don't you see? I'm back in.
Jerry: All because of Wrath of Khan?
George: Yes!
Jerry: Well, it was the best of those movies.
George: KHAAAAAAAANNNN!
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12-13-2004, 05:17 PM
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George! FESTIVUS is your heritage!
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12-13-2004, 05:23 PM
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They're real, and they're spectacular.
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It is all 33girl's fault. ~DrPhil
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12-13-2004, 11:55 PM
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Join Date: May 2001
Location: The Old Pueblo
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"You want a Christmas card? You want a Christmas card? Here's
your Christmas card!!!" - Elaine to George, as she grabs his head and pulls it into her chest, in "The Pick"
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12-14-2004, 12:28 AM
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Location: New York City
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HELLOOOO, NEWMAN.
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12-14-2004, 01:11 AM
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Location: Western suburbs of Chicago, IL
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I don't have a square to spare. I can't spare a square.
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12-14-2004, 02:19 AM
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The bra for men...the bro.
No, it's a mansiere.
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