Soul Food's Series Finale ~ 5.26.04

[kiml122]

When I saw the scene between Bird and Malik, all I can say is my mouth was hanging open, and for a while too. That scene was hot to death.

Oh I was so not feeling Asia calling Max a *itch, that was so not called for, regardless of the circumstances. I mean they were suppose to be friends.

Ok, someone refresh my memory about what is going to happen next week.....because all I can remember is the Bird/Malik scene from last night.

When Terri got to the place and it was determined that the place had no running water, I'm sorry I would have left right then. Come on now, no running water.....get real, and I don't like her paired up with Vondie Curtis Hall....nope, nope, nope.

[CrimsonTide4]

The scene was hot and accessorizing it with Til The Cops Come Knocking was the piece de resistance. I felt like I was a peeping Tom damn near. Was Malik better than Lem?

Next week Max reveals that she is prego!!!!!!! Bird, Terri, and Max must be in the cemetery when they start arguing and throwing mad shade at each other!! I was like OH MY LAWD!!!

They clearly heated the season up last night and it is a damn shame they cannot give me at least 2 more seasons!!!!

When Lem finds out about Malik and he WILL find out, he is going to show Bird the THUG IN HIM!!!

[Gyrl7]

Mmmm, mmmm, mmmmmm LAWD HAMMERCY!!!

First of all I missed the first 14 minutes of it because I fell asleep at 9:51.

Well let me tell yawl that my eyes were so glued in the television during Bird bumpin uglies with Malik that I noticed Malik had some stiches across the right cheek of his booty. AND it wasn't all that cute........re-depositing my Federal Income Tax check to pay for me and my mama's docta weddin!

NOW I WANNA KNOW WHO STABBED HIM IN DA AZZ?!?!?! That man is a straight up and down hoochie! I think he caught a beat down by someone's husband where he was fo'real!


As far as Bird and Lem, I'm sorry but I cannot blame Bird. Lem has been in and out of shizznick all his life. He's been on the skrate and narrow for a spell but his past is creeping up and now has Bird in the cross fire. Although, messin around on her man aint the answer but separating for a minute might be.

Terri, well I agree with CT-Fo, I am not pee'ing in the woods when I can sit on a toilet or being funky for a day when I don't have to be. And he had the nerve to get mad.........fool look like he need to be on Animal Planet anyways........YOU DON'T NEED HIM TERRI YOU DON'T NEED HIM! Hmmpphhh!

Well seems like Kenny's family has just as many if not more issues than the Joseph's. Shoot his family makes their's look like the Brady's.

I can't wait to see next weeks ep when Bird is callin errybotty out!!!

And speaking of babies, it took Kelly to go to a school for kids who rock back and forth to show the inside of her bedroom??? Or was that supposed to be the inside of Brooke's room?

[CrimsonTide4]

Originally posted by Gyrl7
Mmmm, mmmm, mmmmmm LAWD HAMMERCY!!!

First of all I missed the first 14 minutes of it because I fell asleep at 9:51.

Well let me tell yawl that my eyes were so glued in the television during Bird bumpin uglies with Malik that I noticed Malik had some stiches across the right cheek of his booty. AND it wasn't all that cute........re-depositing my Federal Income Tax check to pay for me and my mama's docta weddin!

And speaking of babies, it took Kelly to go to a school for kids who rock back and forth to show the inside of her bedroom??? Or was that supposed to be the inside of Brooke's room?

DAMN, you was STARING that hard?!?!!? I mean I know I noticed the stretch marks on his booty and all but dang GYRL!! LMAO

Oh but your last comment earns you a lifetime membership in the corner and handbasket. I was tripping that we finally got to see Kelly's bedroom too.

[sphinxpoet]

Malik run and hide cause when Lem find out what you did you gonna DIE!!!!!! BTW does Malik have something for married women??????? First he tries to holla at Max and now does Bird (or was it Bird doing him ) I know that Lem had done wrong but I hardly think we should justify it. If it was Kenny or Lem in reverse we would have jumped down their back about how wrong they were. But at the same time I think those two, Bird and Lem, should have ended their marriage about 2 seasons ago LMAO!!!!! I think Kenny's Brother is Bi Sexual. And btw What old dude said about Terri letting out her fun side ALL of her exes have said. I am sorry clearly the problem is either the men she picks or her personality. Either way she is the main cause of her relationship problems. OH well this season is a darn good one and I hate the fact the series is coming to an end!

Cause Sphinxpoet Says So!!!!

[StrangeFruit]

Before Lem said he was going to leave I suggested he leave because although he was wrong I don't think he knew in the beginning that "Old Blood" was crooked , so he got caught-up just as well.

Bird knows what kind of man she married and she always plays that "ge out, don't touch me, what about me" role. He's always tried to comfort her but she won't let him.

Bird and Malik-did they use protection? And Lem will find out. She don't even know anything about the brothah he could be a DL too.

Kelvin- he's a DL brothah "fo sho." I may be wrong but that a big issue in our community, so it's possible they wanted to touch on that issue along with getting tested.

Terri does need to relax. The man said he would take care of it. She should have waited to see what he did and then went to plan B or (her Plan A). IMO she looked trife. She needs to stop thinking that everyone is incompetent, but her.

And I saw the scar on Malik's but too. I joked with my boyfriend that he must have gotten bit by a dog. (That's how I got a scar on mine booty too, but it's disappeared)

Bird outs everybody next week, but will she out herself? Tell her sisters how she's an adultresses and slept with her sisters boss, which could jeapordize Max's job.

[CrimsonTide4]

Originally posted by StrangeFruit


Bird and Malik-did they use protection? And Lem will find out. She don't even know anything about the brothah he could be a DL too.

If they used protection, I would be hella surprised.

My question is why didn't Max get her tubes tied after Brooke was born?!?!!? Ahmad may not be at Lakeside Prep next year.

[DELTABRAT]

Originally posted by StrangeFruit
Before Lem said he was going to leave I suggested he leave because although he was wrong I don't think he knew in the beginning that "Old Blood" was crooked , so he got caught-up just as well.

Bird knows what kind of man she married and she always plays that "ge out, don't touch me, what about me" role. He's always tried to comfort her but she won't let him.

Bird and Malik-did they use protection? And Lem will find out. She don't even know anything about the brothah he could be a DL too.

Kelvin- he's a DL brothah "fo sho." I may be wrong but that a big issue in our community, so it's possible they wanted to touch on that issue along with getting tested.

Terri does need to relax. The man said he would take care of it. She should have waited to see what he did and then went to plan B or (her Plan A). IMO she looked trife. She needs to stop thinking that everyone is incompetent, but her.

And I saw the scar on Malik's but too. I joked with my boyfriend that he must have gotten bit by a dog. (That's how I got a scar on mine booty too, but it's disappeared)

Bird outs everybody next week, but will she out herself? Tell her sisters how she's an adultresses and slept with her sisters boss, which could jeapordize Max's job.

Uh, yeah. Kelvin on the DL. I knew that when Dorian came to the door during Kenny's party.

I am sorry but I think Terri showed her azz last night. The house was sweet and so when a brothah (a professor with swwet cribs and some class) said he would take care of it, she should have listened and then did what she had to do. He checked her and it's the second checkign she's had in 5 weeks (including Brian). That should tell her something. Bird gon' tell her next week though. Old boy does look like an animal. This itsh is turning into Animal Kingdom. First monkey lip Lem and now....what does he look like?

I actually felt sorry for Lem. I know he has been in trouble but what happened with Biry didn't have anything to do with him per se.

I am NOT mad at Bird and Malik. I was like "damn!" First the drqws was just below the booty cheeks and then with each progressive clip they got mo' and mo' nekkid. I was like "Getchoze Bird, getchoze." F___ a scar on the booty, that man is fine!

[1browngirl]

Ya'll have me LMAO at work, folks looking at me like I'm crazy.

Maliks buttocks...... yeah I peeped the stretchmarks too.... and I was lookin' that hard... but he is fine. I'll give him my $5 NC State refund check!!

As usual Terri was wrong, for once she should've let a man take care of things. Throughout the show, I was trying to figure out what animal Vondie Curtis Hall resembles.... he looks like a cat or bull dog to me... can't help it, he does. Couldn't they have found another, more attractive man for Terri?

I didn't get to see the previews for next week show, but I will watch the rerun of last nights show just for the Bird-Malik scene.

[HopefulProspective]

Originally posted by DELTABRAT

I am NOT mad at Bird and Malik. I was like "damn!" First the drqws was just below the booty cheeks and then with each progressive clip they got mo' and mo' nekkid. I was like "Getchoze Bird, getchoze." F___ a scar on the booty, that man is fine!

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LMBAO...I can't breath!

[Gyrl7]

Originally posted by 1browngirl
Ya'll have me LMAO at work, folks looking at me like I'm crazy.

Throughout the show, I was trying to figure out what animal Vondie Curtis Hall resembles.... he looks like a cat or bull dog to me... can't help it, he does. Couldn't they have found another, more attractive man for Terri?

Girl he'don't look that good! Turn to the discovery channel tonight and pick out one of the chi pets on there and.......... well where is CT4 and her comparison pictures when I need her?!?!

[CrimsonTide4]

[Gyrl7]

Originally posted by CrimsonTide4

Shoot he look almost as good as my mama's docta.....ALMOST!

Vondie wishes he could look that good on his best day......LMAOOOOO

Now one thing I like about Vondie minus the face is his style.....he is VERY stylish......I will give him that, but I think Extreme Make is doing a special ep just fo'him.....LOL

[CrimsonTide4]

i am still undecided but initially i said lizard or salamander.

[kiml122]

Originally posted by CrimsonTide4

Ok, DAYUM, I'm sorry but the brother looks GOOD!!! Last night during the sex scene the first thing out of my mouth, and to the TV I might add is are they using a condom, and then I was like dayum that man is fine. I don't condone Bird stepping out on Lem, but I was like yeah Bird get it, and that isht really looked like it was hella-good.

I'm going to watch this ep over on digital cable just to fastfard to that scene.

Why was everyone on the same page last night about Kelly's room. I was like so this is what her room looks like.

I'm sorry but if I were Terri I would have left too. I'm a person that gets up at least once during the night to go potty, and I be damned if I would have been going out the hell side.

Ok thanks everyone for reminding me of what next weeks ep is about. First off what is with Kenny and Max and the not using birth control, like they need another child. I'm sorry but I'm from the it's not economically right in this day and age to have 4,5, and 10 kids. Call it what you want, but it ain't right I tell ya.

Oh, and one last thing, Bird looked like she enjoyed the hell out that man and his ding ding.....he he he