The BEST TV commercials!!!

DELTAQTE · #1 07-02-2001, 02:45 PM

I was waiting for someone to post this one!

We have talked about the worst, now let's talk about the best!

1. Two snaps up to that nike commercial where that man is running after everyone! The best part in the dang thing, when everyone is on the subway and the black man(he had to be black) standing there and they trying to warn him, he has this look like "huh?" and then homeboy starts chasing him! I love the game TAG! LOL!

2. Cedric in that budweiser commercial

3. That commercial that makes you think you have a real bug on your damn screen and then the guy comes out and sprays it, everyone that I know said they thought that damn thing was real and tried to kill it, kudos to any commercial that can fool you like that.

4. The one where the guys is being interviewed and he keeps saying "mr.dumbass! I can help your company dumbass and dumbass" and he just cheesin and the man goes "it's DUMAS!"

MORE TO COME, and keep adding to the worst one, y'all got me dying on that one, lol!

QTE

#2 07-02-2001, 03:31 PM

Another Nike Commercial.

Acutaly it is a while video which they edited into a commerical. ANYWAY, the commercial is the one with the everyone doing the basketball tricks. I just love that one!!

and the sprite commercial with the two guys in the car with their parents. One of the guys has on headphones and the other ones doesn't. The parents are in the front seat singing that Polly Wolly Doddle song. I love it I think it is so funny. that kid looks so misearble and he beats his head against the window while their singing.

"oh grasshopper sitting on a railroad track singing Poll Wolly Doodle all day!
Pickin his teeth with a carpet tack singing Polly Wolly Doodle all day!
Fare thee well (fare thee well)
Fare thee well (fare thee well)
Fare the well my ferry Faye!
I'm going to Lousianna just to see my Susianna singning Polly Wolly Doodle all day."

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These are the days of the empty hand
Oh you hold on to what you can
And charity is a coat you wear twice a year

This is the year of the guilty man
Your television takes a stand
And you find that what was over there is over here

So you scream from behind your door
Say what's mine is mine and not yours
I may have too much but I'll take my chances
'Cause God's stopped keeping score
And you cling to the things they sold you
Did you cover your eyes when they told you
That he can't come back
'Cause he has no children to come back for

It's hard to love there's so much to hate
Hanging on to hope when there is no hope to speak of
And the wounded skies above say it's much too late
So maybe we should all be praying for time
Praying For Time
by George Michael
Albulm- "Listen without prejudice"

DELTAQTE · #3 07-02-2001, 03:43 PM

I know this ain't a commercial, but I vote The Cosby show for having the BEST intro's to the show(and they changed it every year)

ok some more commercials:

1. Britney spears pepsi commercial and Bob Dole at the end, some folks said that was gross, but I love britney(like you would kill for her abs)

2. The pepsi commercial where the coke man pulls a pepsi out and all the cans come down, while in the background you hear "YOURE CHEATING HEARTTTTT, WILL TELL ON YOUUUUU"

3. I thought they had played this out, until I saw the white guys on the budweiser commercial going "how are you doing?" "no how are you doing?" that was so dang funny.

SweetestDiva · #4 07-02-2001, 04:09 PM

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Originally posted by REALITYBLACK:
and the sprite commercial with the two guys in the car with their parents. One of the guys has on headphones and the other ones doesn't. The parents are in the front seat singing that Polly Wolly Doddle song. I love it I think it is so funny. that kid looks so misearble and he beats his head against the window while their singing.

That commercial cracks me UP.. especially the "fare the well"s! LMAO!!

BlueReign · #5 07-02-2001, 04:18 PM

I fall out every time I see the Cedric and BudLight commercial. Another favorite is the one that says don't cheat the phone company. I think its an insurance company. I can't remember the exact words but they say something like, "They had a baby. It's a boy." Haven't seen it in a while though.

korkscru · #6 07-02-2001, 06:24 PM

I agree that the Budweiser commercial with Ced is great. Some other absolutely hilarious commercials are:

1. The commercial for an internet company where there is a white man attempting to break dance. I ALWAYS crack up whenever I see this one.

2. The old Kool-Whip commercial. I love the beat.

3. The commercial where Shaq is performing ballet. I love to see how his face looks at the end of the commercial (it's sooo funny).

4. The Peppermint Patty commercials.

5. The Coke commercial with Christina Agulira and the guy who keeps fainting. Me and my husband crack up on this one too.

6. The 1-800-ATT commercials with Marlon Waynans. He is too funny.

7. The computer commercial with the white boy named STEVE.

I have many other favorites, but I just can't think right now. I'll get back to ya!!

#7 07-02-2001, 07:19 PM

Reality,

I have to agree with you on the NBA commercial where they are doing all the basketball tricks. I think that is one of the tightest commercials out.

MaMaBuddha · #8 07-02-2001, 09:23 PM

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Originally posted by REALITYBLACK:
Another Nike Commercial.

Acutaly it is a while video which they edited into a commerical. ANYWAY, the commercial is the one with the everyone doing the basketball tricks. I just love that one!!

and the sprite commercial with the two guys in the car with their parents. One of the guys has on headphones and the other ones doesn't. The parents are in the front seat singing that Polly Wolly Doddle song. I love it I think it is so funny. that kid looks so misearble and he beats his head against the window while their singing.

"oh grasshopper sitting on a railroad track singing Poll Wolly Doodle all day!
Pickin his teeth with a carpet tack singing Polly Wolly Doodle all day!
Fare thee well (fare thee well)
Fare thee well (fare thee well)
Fare the well my ferry Faye!
I'm going to Lousianna just to see my Susianna singning Polly Wolly Doodle all day."

i am cracking up because you know the words....

luvsong1913 · #9 07-02-2001, 09:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by REALITYBLACK:
Another Nike Commercial.

Acutaly it is a while video which they edited into a commerical. ANYWAY, the commercial is the one with the everyone doing the basketball tricks. I just love that one!!

and the sprite commercial with the two guys in the car with their parents. One of the guys has on headphones and the other ones doesn't. The parents are in the front seat singing that Polly Wolly Doddle song. I love it I think it is so funny. that kid looks so misearble and he beats his head against the window while their singing.

"oh grasshopper sitting on a railroad track singing Poll Wolly Doodle all day!
Pickin his teeth with a carpet tack singing Polly Wolly Doodle all day!
Fare thee well (fare thee well)
Fare thee well (fare thee well)
Fare the well my ferry Faye!
I'm going to Lousianna just to see my Susianna singning Polly Wolly Doodle all day."

REALITYBLACK,

You are on point with both of these commercials!

I love that Nike commercial...the way they create the beat using basketball tricks is off the hook. The Sprite commercial is a riot, but I'm mad that you know the words to it, too.

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InquiringMind · #10 07-02-2001, 11:08 PM

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Originally posted by BlueReign:
I fall out every time I see the Cedric and BudLight commercial. Another favorite is the one that says don't cheat the phone company. I think its an insurance company. I can't remember the exact words but they say something like, "They had a baby. It's a boy." Haven't seen it in a while though.

Its a Geico commercial. The man made a collect call to "Mr. Bob Wehadababyitsaboy". I love that commercial--how many times have I pulled that stunt?

I'm also feeling the Nike commercials, the Britney-Pepsi commercial, and the Bud commercials.

IotaNet · #11 07-03-2001, 02:21 AM

I know they're silly but the AFLAC commercials with the goose crack me up!

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Sugar_N_Spice · #12 07-03-2001, 03:21 AM

Hello, all!!
Y'all know you have me sitting here cracking up about all these commercials (RealityBlack, you know you watch toooooo much tv, knowing all the words to that song!! But that's okay b/c I do toooo!

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The funny commercials I can think of right now are:

The 7-Up commercial where the guy has all the people doing the taste test, choosing if they like 7-Up better than bile, rancid milk, dishwater, etc. I'm LMAO right now thinking about it!!

That commercial advertising Chewy (?) Granola Bars, where the kids are telling all the parent's business ("My mom said she can't believe you wore white"--I think someone was getting married). Those kids need to be whupped!!

The advertisment for Scary Movie 2. This is some funny isht!!!!!!

I like the part where they are imitating the Nike basketball commercial doing all those tricks and the guy is spinning in a wheechair!! And I also like the part where the cat whups the girl's a$$!! That cracks me up.

I'll be back later with some more.

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ZChi4Life · #13 07-03-2001, 04:25 AM

1)I love that commercial about the phone company.. "Bob Wehadababyitsaboy"...that is TOO funny!

2) Nike commercial w/ the basketball tricks is the bomb

3) Coke commer. w/ Christina and that dude. That guy cracks me up the way he falls down!! LMAO!

4) Most of the 7-Up commercials. I like the one where he has the machine out in the middle of the expressway. And the one where he told everyone to send him a pic of their "can" LOL!

5)The Cedric commercial is hilarious as well. He's like "That...that's not that bad" LMAO! I love the way he says that!

6)This is a classic commercial. I used to love the Michael Jordan commerical where they sing "If I could be like Mike". I think that song is so cute!

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DELTAQTE · #14 07-03-2001, 04:34 AM

NO GIRL, I'ma tell you the best "Like Mike" commercial I have EVA seen.

Remember that commercial that featured Derek Jeter and others? And Mary J is singing in the background a old stevie wonder song(what song was that? I love it!) and then at the end they show mike just walking, coat flying behind him! Man that is true pimp status, but Mary singing just made the commercial!

QTE

ekception17 · #15 07-04-2001, 12:16 AM

I like the sprite commercial where the girl is on her cellphone and this guy is yelling across the street saying "the doctor says its not contagious" and she says---"OOOHHH GIRL"

I also like the sprite commerical with the kids in the car---I'm jealous because you know the words and I don't.

I guess I like sprite--but there is also one where the guys are skateboarding and the kid doesn't have a skateboard but he tries to skateboard anyway and falls on his face on the skateboard ramp!!!!