What The Car You Drive Really Says About You

[The1calledTKE]

Acura Integra - I have always wanted to own the Buick of
sports cars
Acura Legend - I'm too bland for German cars
Acura NSX - I am impotent
Audi 90 - I enjoy putting out engine fires
Buick Park Avenue - I am older than 34 of the 50 states
Cadillac Eldorado - I am a very good Mary Kay salesperson
Cadillac Seville - I am a pimp
Chevrolet Camaro - I enjoy beating the hell out of people
Chevrolet Chevette - I like seeing people's reactions when I
tell them I have a 'Vette
Chevrolet Corvette - I'm in a mid-life crisis
Chevrolet El Camino - I am leading a militia to overthrow the
government
Chrysler Cordoba - I dig the rich Corinthian leather
Datsun 280Z - I have a kilo of cocaine in my wheel well
Dodge Dart - I teach third grade special education and
I voted for Eisenhower
Dodge Daytona - I delivered pizza for four years to get
this car
Ferrari Testarossa - I am known to prematurely ejaculate
Ford Fairmont - (See Dodge Dart)
Ford Mustang - I slow down to 85 in school zones
Ford Crown Victoria - I enjoy having people slow to 55mph and
change lanes when I pull up behind them
Geo Storm - I will start the 11th grade in the fall.
Geo Tracker - I will start the 12th grade in the fall.
Honda del Sol - I have always said, half a convertible is
better than no convertible at all
Honda Civic - I have just graduated and have no credit
Honda Accord - I lack any originality and am basically a
lemming.
Infiniti Q45 - I am a physician with 17 malpractice suits
pending.
Isuzu Impulse - I do not give a damn about J.D. Power or
his reports.
Jaguar XJ6 - I am so rich I will pay 60K for a car that
is in the shop 280 days per year.
Kia Sephia - I learned nothing from the failure of
Daihatsu Corp.
Lamborghini Countach - I only have one testicle
Lincoln Town Car - I live for bingo and covered dish suppers
Mercury Grand Marquis - (See above)
Mercedes 500SL - I will beat you up if you ask me for an
autograph
Mercedes 560SEL - I have a daughter named Bitsy and a son
named Cole
Mazda Miata - I do not fear being decapitated by an
eighteen-wheeler
MGB - I am dating a mechanic
Mitsubishi Diamante - I don't know what it means either
Nissan 300ZX - I have yet to complete my divorce
proceedings.
Oldsmobile Cutlass - I just stole this car and I'm going to make
a fortune off the parts
Peugeot 505 Diesel - I am on the EPA's Ten Most Wanted List
Plymouth Neon - I sincerely enjoy doing the Macarena
Pontiac Trans AM - I have a switchblade in my sock
Porsche 911 Turbo - I have a three inch thingie
Porsche 944 - I am dating big haired women that
otherwise would be inaccessible to me
Rolls Royce Silver Shadow - I think Pat Buchannon is a tad bit too
liberal
Saab - I am a fine fellow and a keen intellect with
excellent taste in cars and members of the
opposite sex (hey, I drive a Saab!. . .)
Saturn SC2 - (See Honda Civic)
Subaru Legacy - I have always wanted a Japanese car even
more inferior than Isuzu
Toyota Camry - I am still in the closet
Volkswagon Beetle - I still watch Partridge Family reruns
Volkswagon Cabriolet - I am out of the closet
Volkswagon Microbus - I am tripping right now
Volvo 740 Wagon - I am frightened of my wife

[Hootie]

Sweet! I'm going to start the 11th grade...how I yearn to be young.

Actually I just drive the Geo Prizm which is probably closest to the storm. This list needs to be updated though...where's cavalier, some of the SUV's (like chevy) and more Ford vehicles.

[SSS1365]

Originally posted by zntke711
Honda Civic - I have just graduated and have no credit

Well... I guess this one's me since Nissan Sentra isn't on there. I suppose the Civic would be the closest thing.

Funny thing is, I DID get my Sentra 2 months after I graduated college... but I did have [good] credit

[tnxbutterfly]

Originally posted by Hootie
Sweet! I'm going to start the 11th grade...how I yearn to be young.

Actually I just drive the Geo Prizm which is probably closest to the storm. This list needs to be updated though...where's cavalier, some of the SUV's (like chevy) and more Ford vehicles.

I drive a Geo Metro and that wasn't on there either...Guess I'm starting 11th grade as well

[Peaches-n-Cream]

My mother drives an Acura.
My sister drives a Honda Civic.
My boyfriend drives a Corvette.
I have a metrocard. That is a card for public transportation for those who don't know.

[bruinaphi]

Originally posted by zntke711
Volkswagon Cabriolet - I am out of the closet

First of all, they are Cabrios, not Carbriolets anymore. Second, VW no longer makes them. Finally, I am straight and female and LOVE my Cabrio!

[Tom Earp]

ZEKE, Bite me Dude!!!

Honda Accord EX!

If you tell me I am a old fuddy duddy, kiss my booty!

Tombstone!!!!!!




Is that a Homer or What!? :

[CatStarESP4]

My parents have a Toyota Echo. What does that say about them?

[polarpi]

"Geo Tracker - I will start the 12th grade in the fall."

Yay, I'm going back to high school!!! But I agree, updates are needed...the Tracker's the closest thing to my car (Suzuki Sidekick) and my mom's car (Ford Explorer) isn't on there, nor is my dad's (Toyota Tundra). So these would be interesting to learn about...can I be a 12th grader in the fall who's the mother of four kids, or something like that if I combine the different vehicle descriptions?

[GMUBunny]

My POS isn't on there... I always said that if my Nissan 200SX could talk, it would say "when I grow up, I wanna be a real car!"

[juniorgrrl]

Ford Taurus - I am a bad driver. I exist solely to piss off other drivers.

[Jill1228]

I drive a Kia Spectra...it has been good to me...
knock wood!

[Hootie]

Funny...there are what, THREE of us so far that drive GEO's! I find that amusing!

[Gina1201]

Originally posted by Hootie
This list needs to be updated though...where's cavalier, some of the SUV's (like chevy) and more Ford vehicles.

True. I drive a Mercury Cougar which isn't listed. They did stop making them AGAIN though, so oh well.

[OleMissGlitter]

My Ford Escape isn't on there!