Iheard this on the radio today and laughed all day long
Hope I don't offend someone
You can tell the economy is bad. Even the pimps are suffering. . .they started laying off hos.
Heard on Dave Chapelle's Killing Them Softly:
I can't believe that my parents let me watch Sesame Street. No, serious. Sesame Street is not something that you want your kids to watch. Think about it. You got Oscar the Grouch. He lives in a garbage can. The kids are always saying 'Oscar, you're such a grouch'. Hell, if you lived in a trash can about the size of your body, I don't think you'd be in such a good mood either. Yeah, and Seasame Street had a pimp too. Except they didn't call him a pimp. . .he was the Count. I could just see him now, 'Snuffalupagus, you done smoked all my weed(you know he was high, he could barely open his eyes). . .now where's my money?' And ole Snuff says, 'Awww, I don't have it!' The Count would say, 'I am just going to have to slap you. . .let me count. . .1(slap), 2(slap), 3(slap). . .that 3 times'
Last edited by White_Chocolate; 02-17-2003 at 10:54 AM.
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