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08-21-2002, 04:05 PM
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If I Had a Hammer...
I'd hammer in the mornin....
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08-21-2002, 04:55 PM
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Location: Oklahoma City and Austin, TX
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I'd hammer in the evenin'
all over this land.
Yes, I remember the 60's and Vietnam.
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08-22-2002, 01:09 AM
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I thought you were busting out with some Indigo girls or something. I was "A hammer and a nail, learn how to use my hands...."
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08-22-2002, 01:15 AM
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Hey, I really like that song. 
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08-22-2002, 03:47 PM
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This, my friends, is a venting board. Or whatever you want it to be. Kinda like random, but a lil more creative. For example
on a bad day: ...I'd slam it into my Nat Sci professor's head
on a good day: ...I'd hang up some pictures of me and my sorority sisters.
on a philanthropic day: ...I'd use my hammer to build a house for the homeless woman who I caught washing up in the UMall bathroom. Gota love Dearborn.
Be creative... paint happy little trees!
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08-22-2002, 05:25 PM
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If I had a hammer...I'd give it to my lil brother. He's a freshman in college and he moves into his dorm tomorrow. I'm sure he'll need a hammer for something.
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08-23-2002, 09:41 AM
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I'd trade it for an electric drill, because I already have a hammer and it works for S**T when I try and nail stuff into my plaster walls.
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08-23-2002, 10:10 AM
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I would build an empire. Today your love, tomorrow the world.
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08-23-2002, 01:51 PM
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If I had a hammer I would probably beat my boss with it! 
(I'm not normally a violent person)
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08-23-2002, 02:26 PM
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Amen, I second that!
(well, my boss, not yours!)
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08-24-2002, 10:44 PM
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"...my thumb would probably be two or three times bigger than it is."
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08-28-2002, 12:55 AM
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If I had a hammer right now, I'd probably use the other end and RAM it into the ceiling to get the lowsy neighbor above me to STOP BEING SO LOUD!
Wait, I DO have a hammer....HMMMMM.
Hootie 
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08-28-2002, 05:29 AM
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Id hammer myself im the head so maybe i could pass out for a while before my class this morning!!! not being able to sleep sucks!!
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08-28-2002, 10:36 AM
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If I had a hammer, I'd hammer all the time. If I had a dollar, I'd give you ninety nine.
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08-28-2002, 02:55 PM
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If I had a hammer..well..I'd pound it into the side of my last chair trumpet's skull...then douse him in gasoline and throw a match in...
I'm feeling quite violent today..*grumble* Maybe I'll put a happy 'hammer moment' tomorrow...
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