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If I Had a Hammer...
I'd hammer in the mornin....
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I'd hammer in the evenin'
all over this land. Yes, I remember the 60's and Vietnam. |
I thought you were busting out with some Indigo girls or something. I was "A hammer and a nail, learn how to use my hands...."
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Hey, I really like that song. ;)
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This, my friends, is a venting board. Or whatever you want it to be. Kinda like random, but a lil more creative. For example
on a bad day: ...I'd slam it into my Nat Sci professor's head on a good day: ...I'd hang up some pictures of me and my sorority sisters. on a philanthropic day: ...I'd use my hammer to build a house for the homeless woman who I caught washing up in the UMall bathroom. Gota love Dearborn. Be creative... paint happy little trees! |
If I had a hammer...I'd give it to my lil brother. He's a freshman in college and he moves into his dorm tomorrow. I'm sure he'll need a hammer for something.
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I'd trade it for an electric drill, because I already have a hammer and it works for S**T when I try and nail stuff into my plaster walls.
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I would build an empire. Today your love, tomorrow the world.
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If I had a hammer I would probably beat my boss with it! :mad:
(I'm not normally a violent person) |
Amen, I second that!
(well, my boss, not yours!) |
"...my thumb would probably be two or three times bigger than it is."
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If I had a hammer right now, I'd probably use the other end and RAM it into the ceiling to get the lowsy neighbor above me to STOP BEING SO LOUD!
Wait, I DO have a hammer....HMMMMM. Hootie:D |
Id hammer myself im the head so maybe i could pass out for a while before my class this morning!!! not being able to sleep sucks!!
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If I had a hammer, I'd hammer all the time. If I had a dollar, I'd give you ninety nine.
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If I had a hammer..well..I'd pound it into the side of my last chair trumpet's skull...then douse him in gasoline and throw a match in...
I'm feeling quite violent today..*grumble* Maybe I'll put a happy 'hammer moment' tomorrow... :) |
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