Can you imitate your favorite GC poster?

[christiangirl]

Originally Posted by KSig RC

I WILL NOT DATE A WOMAN UNLESS SHE BLEEDS ON MY WEDDING NIGHT, A LA THE DARK AGES.

Alas, this is where we fall short. He has already announced that whatever happens on the wedding night should not be new, but a regular occurrence.

Lol, I did not mean to start a train like this. Sorry, buddy.

"I hope you get speared by a Zulu."

[SHEETCAKE]

http://www.greekchat.com/gcforums/sh...&postcount=118

This is SHEETCAKE's favorite macallan25 post. SHEETCAKE is not sure how SHEETCAKE works with such fine liquors, SHEETCAKE is usually just doused in rum.

[cheerfulgreek]

If she calls me "boo" I'm dumping her because she's a "ghetto" whore. She cheated on you? #$%%^& Why didn't you call "Waste Management" and have her thrown away with the rest of the trash?! Don't give up the "nookie" to bad boys!

lol

[adpiucf]

General Comment: this is the best thread ever!

[PrettyBoy]

Originally Posted by christiangirl

right between acrylic nails and heels that are too skinny.

Yup, this part I would have to agree with. You are right on.

[PrettyBoy]

Originally Posted by KSig RC

This is pretty solid, but it could be even more asinine and everyday, like:

This women nowadays, I tell ya - all they want to do is have sex, enjoy themselves, and vote. Notice how I used the Oxford comma there. Not me, though - I just want a women to settle down, cook pies and shut the fuck up. Notice I did NOT use the Oxford comma there. None of these new-age voting whores for me - hell no. Sexual promiscuity is a scourge upon my 1950s ideals - write it in the sky in gossamer tears: I WILL NOT DATE A WOMAN UNLESS SHE BLEEDS ON MY WEDDING NIGHT, A LA THE DARK AGES. I have not read "Chronicle of a Death Foretold" by Marquez, but if I had, I assure you I would understand the irony.

Whew, I blacked out there - sorry, I got a little out of control.

KSig RC, you know me pretty good. I agree with it all except for the part about her shutting the F up, and her bleeding on my wedding night. For the 1st part I wouldn't disrespect a woman like that, and the 2nd part is just darn right nasty. Also I do think women have the right to vote. Not sure where you got that from, so I'll give you the "blank stare" on that one. Other than that, you got me down.

[PrettyBoy]

Originally Posted by SOPi_Jawbreaker

And yours could have been better with the addition of:

I need a woman who takes care of her feet and legs. She needs to be going in for a pedicure every week. I can't stand a girl with nasty-looking toes. And she's got to lotion up those legs. Nothing worse than a girl with ashy legs.

You almost had it, up to the part about her going for a pedicure weekly. But the rest is RIGHT ON POINT.

[PrettyBoy]

Originally Posted by cheerfulgreek

If she calls me "boo" I'm dumping her because she's a "ghetto" whore. She cheated on you? #$%%^& Why didn't you call "Waste Management" and have her thrown away with the rest of the trash?! Don't give up the "nookie" to bad boys!

lol

Yours would have been flawless, but you messed it up when you #$%%^&, and I don't recall using ghetto and whore together, like you just worded it. Other than that, you did a pretty good job imitating my posts.

Also, not sure why you find it to be funny, because your posts are jacked beyond belief.

[PrettyBoy]

You 4 jokers have a nice day.

[macallan25]

For the Earp:

http://www.internetisseriousbusiness.com/

[Drolefille]

Originally Posted by macallan25

For the Earp:

http://www.internetisseriousbusiness.com/

Best one ever!

[cheerfulgreek]

Originally Posted by PrettyBoy

Yours would have been flawless, but you messed it up when you #$%%^&, and I don't recall using ghetto and whore together, like you just worded it. Other than that, you did a pretty good job imitating my posts.

Also, not sure why you find it to be funny, because your posts are jacked beyond belief.

lol don't try to turn the tables on me. You're being imitated not me.

You're also missing the point.

Prejudge: To judge before knowing all the facts.

[macallan25]

Originally Posted by PrettyBoy

You 4 jokers have a nice day.

Dude, quite critiquing everyone's imitations. Makes it quite a bit less humorous.

[Benzgirl]

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!
End Task, End Task, End Task
How do I shoot my PC?

[PrettyBoy]

Originally Posted by Benzgirl

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!
End Task, End Task, End Task
How do I shoot my PC?

LMAO!

Mine too.