In This Thread, We Talk To Each Other Using Lines from Seinfeld

[Alpha Sig Scott]

It's fusille Jerry!

[dzfan]

These pretzels...are making me THIRSTY!

[Sister Havana]

Elaine: "This whole sex thing is totally overrated. Now, the one thing you gotta be ready for is how the man changes into a completely different person five seconds after it's over. I mean, something happens to their personality. It's really quite astounding. It's like they committed a crime and they want to flee the scene before the police get there."
Marla: "So they just leave?"
Elaine: "Yeah, pretty much. Well, the smart ones start working on their getaway stories during dinner. How, you know, they gotta get up early tomorrow. It's always about being up early. They all turn into farmers suddenly."

[tld221]

Jerry: You have no experience touching boobies.
Elaine: I touched mine!
Jerry: So have I .

[Sister Havana]

Jerry: "My new sofa! Poppie peed on my new sofa!"
Kramer: "I'm sure it'll come out."
Jerry: "I don't care if it comes out. I can't sit on that anymore."
Kramer: "Oh, you're making too much of it."
Jerry: "Yeah, you're right. It's just a natural human function. It happens to be on my sofa instead of in the toilet where it would normally be."

[honeychile]

Elaine (pointing for emphasis): "Fake! Fake! Fake! Fake! Fake!"

Elaine: "Maybe the dingo ate your baby!"


Jerry to a priest: "I wanted to talk to you about Dr. Whatley. I have a suspicion that he's converted to Judaism purely for the jokes."
The Priest: "And this offends you as a Jewish person?"
Jerry: "No, it offends me as a comedian."

[dukemama]

From my favorite episode of all time:

Puddy: "You stole my Jesus fish!"
Elaine: "The heat! My God, the heat!"

[BamaMama]

Noel: I am breaking up with YOU.
George: You can't break up with me, I've got Hand.
Noel: And you're going to need it...