Paris released from jail...

[Drolefille]

Originally Posted by tld221

paris couldnt even stick out a 3 week sentence? good lord, she has made me lose all faith, not in the justice system (cause thats already been shot to hell) but in her because I BELIEVED HER when she said she was ready to learn from her mistakes!

she's making wayne brady look like 50 cent right now - cause any street cred she couldve gained for time in the slamma she threw out the window.


okandimdone.

You believed her? I do feel for you then!

LOL Wayne Brady

[DaemonSeid]

LOS ANGELES, California (UNN) -- Doctors at the UCLA Medical Center may have discovered the possible condition that may have kept Paris Hilton from completing her 23 day stay in a Los Angeles County Prison Facility. After taking the prerequisite blood tests and analysis obtained right after release, doctors today are about to conclude that Hilton suffered from a rare and severe form of Hyper Anal Glaucoma or H.A.G. Highly contagious in the prison population, very few are actually ever treated for it. No conclusive proof has been found linking any deaths directly to this disease. Her publicist remained mum on the subject but an inside source said that for the 72 hours that Hilton spent at the facility she kept repeating, "I can't see my ass in jail for another 3 weeks."

Calls to Hilton's home went unanswered.

[sunnyhibiscus]

I don't believe this!

[tld221]

H.A.M.! LOL

shoot, a RASH? oh come on. they need to put her in Gen Pop and get her @ss beat, then she can talk about some "get me out of here."

SMH... three days...

[DaemonSeid]

Originally Posted by sunnyhibiscus

I don't believe this!

u r not supposed to...it's a gag I thought up.....

[jojapeach]

I'm so PO'ed.

[sageofages]

Originally Posted by DaemonSeid

LOS ANGELES, California (UNN) -- Doctors at the UCLA Medical Center may have discovered the possible condition that may have kept Paris Hilton from completing her 23 day stay in a Los Angeles County Prison Facility. After taking the prerequisite blood tests and analysis obtained right after release, doctors today are about to conclude that Hilton suffered from a rare and severe form of Hyper Anal Glaucoma or H.A.G. Highly contagious in the prison population, very few are actually ever treated for it. No conclusive proof has been found linking any deaths directly to this disease. Her publicist remained mum on the subject but an inside source said that for the 72 hours that Hilton spent at the facility she kept repeating, "I can't see my ass in jail for another 3 weeks."

Calls to Hilton's home went unanswered.

Oh this just in over the wire...

"Ok, well just fine and dandy then...all well and good...

Put her bony, self obsessed, over indulged, petulent @ss in a secure medical/mental health facility. We wouldn't want her exposing the rest of the world to something contagious would we.....

signed

Andrew Speaker "

[Sister Havana]

LAAAAAAME.

[jon1856]

Originally Posted by KDAngel

So after just 3 days Paris was released from jail. The police are giving a statement as to why at 10 a.m., but seriously you've GOT to be kidding me...

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Originally Posted by jon1856

This thread was started here:
http://www.greekchat.com/gcforums/sh...ad.php?t=86976

I can't stand duplicate threads, either.

[ZTABullwinkle]

Originally Posted by KDAngel

Rumor now is that she's doing an exclusive interview with Barbara Walters about it.

Honestly not surprised to hear this news. BW has been dropping hints constantly about her connection to Paris' mother. The sad part is that it will probably get a ton of viewers. I think Elisabeth Hasselback had the best punishment. No media coverage for forty days of Paris.

As for the medical condition...could it be she was suffering withdrawl from paparazzi camera flashes?

[KDAngel]

Originally Posted by OTW

I can't stand duplicate threads, either.

I can't either. But this was different topic because it was about the release. I figured people were tired of the same stupid "she's going to jail/in jail" talk, because until this, that was old news. Sorry.

But to keep things your way... SHE'S GOING BACK TO JAIL.

Story here:

"Paris Hilton ordered to return to court By LINDA DEUTSCH, AP Special Correspondent

LOS ANGELES - Paris Hilton's release from jail may be short lived. Hours after she was sent home under house arrest Thursday for an undisclosed medical condition, the judge who put her in jail for violating her reckless-driving probation ordered her into court to decide if she should go back behind bars.

Hilton must report to court at 9 a.m. Friday, Superior Court spokesman Allan Parachini told The Associated Press.

"My understanding is she will be brought in in a sheriff's vehicle from her home," Parachini said.

The celebrity inmate was sent home from the Los Angeles County jail's Lynwood lockup shortly after 2 a.m. in a stunning reduction to her original 45-day sentence. She had reported to jail Sunday night after attending the MTV Movie Awards in a strapless designer dress.

She was ordered to finish her sentence under house arrest, meaning she could not leave her four-bedroom, three-bath home in the Hollywood Hills until next month.

City Attorney Rocky Delgadillo complained that he learned of her release the same way as almost everyone else — through news reports.

Then, late Thursday, he filed a petition questioning whether Sheriff Lee Baca should be held in contempt of court for releasing Hilton — and demanding that she be held in custody. Superior Court Judge Michael T. Sauer's decision to haul Hilton back to the courtroom came shortly after.

"It is the city attorney's position that the decision on whether or not Ms. Hilton should be released early and placed on electronic monitoring should be made by Judge Sauer and not the Sheriff's Department," said Jeffrey Isaacs of the city attorney's office.

Sauer himself had expressed his unhappiness with Hilton's release before Delgadillo asked him to return her to court. When he sentenced Hilton to jail last month, he ruled specifically that she could not serve her sentence at home under electronic monitoring.

Delgadillo's office indicated that it would argue that the Sheriff's Department violated Sauer's May 4 sentencing order.

As word spread earlier Thursday that the 26-year-old poster child for bad celebrity behavior was back home, radio helicopter pilots who normally report on traffic conditions were dispatched to hover over her house and describe it to morning commuters. Paparazzi photographers on the ground quickly assembled outside its gates.

Hilton herself kept a low profile, although late in the morning a man arrived outside her house with a supply of cupcakes he said she had instructed him to distribute to the media horde.

Her parents also arrived and briefly entered, then left, the home.

Shortly before noon, Hilton issued a statement through her attorney.

"I want to thank the Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department and staff of the Century Regional Detention Center for treating me fairly and professionally," she said. "I am going to serve the remaining 40 days of my sentence. I have learned a great deal from this ordeal and hope that others have learned from my mistakes."

Attorneys differed on whether her treatment was unusual.

"She would have gotten out early if she was plain Jane," said Leonard Levine, who has handled numerous probation violation cases. He noted that overcrowding in the Los Angeles County jail system has led to thousands of nonviolent offenders serving only 10 percent of their sentences. "She did as much time as a normal person would have done."

Loyola University law professor Laurie Levenson said that she suspected the deal for Hilton's early release was in the works even before she entered the jail system — and that officials probably were anxious to get her out of their custody.

"The time and resources needed to take care of a Paris Hilton are huge," she said. "They have to make sure she is safe and her medical needs are attended to. Everything they did was going to be looked at under a microscope."

Levine said that with rewards being offered for pictures of Hilton in custody, jail officials would have had to monitor the cell phone cameras of every employee.

Rene Seidel of the Los Angeles County Department of Health Services said he had "never heard of" an inmate being released from jail for a medical condition.

Inmates with a cold are sent to a jail clinic, he said, and the seriously ill go to the jail ward of the Los Angeles County-USC Medical Center.

Hilton's path to jail began Sept. 7, when she failed a sobriety test after police saw her weaving down a Hollywood street in her Mercedes-Benz on what she said was a late-night run to a hamburger stand.

She pleaded no contest to reckless driving and was sentenced to 36 months' probation, alcohol education and $1,500 in fines.

In the months that followed she was stopped twice by officers who discovered her driving on a suspended license. The second stop landed her in Sauer's courtroom, where he sentenced her to jail."

[kddani]

Originally Posted by KDAngel

Story here:

Please link to the story if you want to post it. Cutting and pasting isn't allowed - violation of copyright law.

I follow celebrity gossip, but wow, I don't know how you can watch all the tv that you do and still keep up with this gossip!

[mu_agd]

Originally Posted by kddani

I follow celebrity gossip, but wow, I don't know how you can watch all the tv that you do and still keep up with this gossip!

All it takes is a quick trip to tmz.com.

[KDAngel]

Originally Posted by kddani

Please link to the story if you want to post it. Cutting and pasting isn't allowed - violation of copyright law.

I follow celebrity gossip, but wow, I don't know how you can watch all the tv that you do and still keep up with this gossip!

Thanks thanks (about the copyright stuff).

And I have a DVR so I don't really watch shows -- I fast forward through and pick up highlights. Like I can watch a 30min. E! News in about 4minutes.

And I work in a lobbying firm and in media... there's the news on in my office all day long. Sadly, Ms. Hilton has been getting all the air time the past 2days so I hear about it constantly.