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Originally Posted by BobbyTheDon
this is from the broadway hit "Lease"
And so this is the end of our story
And everyone is dead from AIDS
It took from me my best friend
My only true pal
My only bright star (he died of AIDS)
Well I'm gonna march on Washington
Lead the fight and charge the brigades
There's a hero inside of all of us
I'll make them see everyone has AIDS
My father (AIDS!)
My sister (AIDS!)
My uncle and my cousin and her best friend (AIDS AIDS AIDS!)
The gays and the straights
And the white and the spades
Everyone has AIDS!
My grandma and my dog 'ol blue (AIDS AIDS AIDS)
The pope has got it and so do you (AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS)
C'mon everybody we got quilting to do (AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS)
We gotta break down these baricades, everyone has...
AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS
AIDS AIDS AIDS
AIDS!
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Here's another great one:
I miss you more than Michael Bay missed the mark when he made Pearl Harbor
I miss you more than that movie missed the point and that's a lot girl
And now, now you've gone away and all I'm trying to say is Pearl Harbor sucked and I miss you
I need you like Ben Affleck needs acting school, he was terrible in that film
I need you more than Cuba Gooding needed a bigger part, he's way better than Ben Affleck
and now, all I'm trying to say is Pearl Harbor sucked and I miss you
Why does Michael Bay get to keep on making movies?
I guess Pearl Harbor sucked just a little bit more than I miss you