President Earp's Cabinet

[Tom Earp]

While there are many impotent jobs open, it seems that the internships are the most coveted of the positions avaiable, I will begin taking applications ASAP if not sooner


Ah YE of little faith, let us RUN the Country,NEAH, the world for Truth, Justice, and the Greek Way, Amen!

[SigmaChiCard]

Being in charge of CIA, I'll be sure to know where people like SH80 are at all times, with an ever watchful eye. Also with the information my sources can acquire, we will never have people secretly drinking from the liquor cabinet without it being a full-scale party.

[aggieAXO]

Can we nominate people? I nominate Miami1839 to be head of FBI or the secret service as I think his degree is in criminal justice or some type of law enforcement.

Kevin do you accept?

[The1calledTKE]

Originally posted by greeklawgirl


B., are you trying to take my job? President Earp has already asked me to fill that spot. But I will happily make you my Assistant Attorney General. Or better yet, I will appoint you Independent Counsel In Charge of Muckraking and Generally Making Politicians Lives Miserable. Whaddya think?

I guess that sounds ok seeing that your a real lawyer.lol

I wanna be secretary of Labor, since Im a recent graduate who is wokring her darn summer job b/c she has a BA in Sociology which is proving to be WORTHLESS. However, I am working in 4 different depts Also the sociology degree could help me for the position of Secretary of Housing and Urban development.


Hell if those are taken make me an Intern... I can be freaky when I want too......JOKE

[Dejajeva]

I want to apply but I don't know what job I'd be suited for best!

I'm so multi-talented.
lol

Head Intern?


C'mon. A public Relations and theatre major has to get me SOMEWHERE!


Jess

[dzrose93]

Hey Tom,

Don't leave me out! Surely there is a place for my journalism expertise and marketing research degree in your Cabinet!


Carrie

[amycat412]

Originally posted by dzrose93
Hey Tom,

Don't leave me out! Surely there is a place for my journalism expertise and marketing research degree in your Cabinet!


Carrie

Wanna be a speechwriter with me? my background in Hollywood (many screenwirters used to moonlight as speechwriters for Clinton) and yours in journalism and market research would make us a powerful duo!!!

Whadya say President Earp???

[Miami1839]

Thank You Karen

Yep, I graduated with a B.S. in Administration of Justice('97).

I would love to head the U.S. Secret Service. I think I would be a valuable asset to the agency. I would work very hard to ensure the safety and security of our President, Vice President and family members.

Kevin

Originally posted by aggieAXO
Can we nominate people? I nominate Miami1839 to be head of FBI or the secret service as I think his degree is in criminal justice or some type of law enforcement.

Kevin do you accept?

Thank You Karen

[justamom]

Dejajeva---OH, naughty, naughty! LOL

[Tom Earp]

Having been working fingers to bone here is further additions to the Most Impotent list):

UMgirl--Sec. of Labor, dont get preganent on me

Miami 1839-- Secret Service, WILL YOU THROW YOUR BODY in front of me not at me?

DZRose--Sec. of Education Dah need some somart persons
Headest Speech Writer-- amycat, boy will you have to sling some S---!!!!!

OTW Sec. of Commerce-- You will be able to get us junkets to the Land of OTW, Leis, Hulas,and beeeautiful Beaches

Do not plan on Sec. of Army, Navy, Airforce, as we will have NO WAR in my Administration!

I Most certainly need some one in a very HIGH posistion in charge of Food and Berverage! This is a very Important Placing for All of us as "THERE WILL" be meetings at the House for us to discuss What it Be At!!!!

Nominations are still open! There are still good ones available! If you can think of some positions let me know!!!

Anyone a Good, Nay, A Great Campaign Manager!

This must be a person who has No Scruples about getting us to the and over the TOP!!!!!!!!!

Your Benevolunt hope to be Prexy

[Miami1839]

Tom,

Yes, LOL Why do you doubt me? I'd certinally throw my body in front of you but really since I would be the Director I would be having my subordinates do that. Unless of course you would want me doing the dirty work. Of course if there is any doubt in your mind I find the position as Director of the FBI very appealing.

Kevin

[Tom Earp]

Miami, that position is filled but one must remember, that Sec. Service is the closest to the Pres. Not only to protect but maybe would have to be the official beverage taster!!!!!!!!!!

Now what ye think Kev?

All positions are imprtant to your Leader no matter how small they may see it is in the eyes of the beholder!!!!!!

That be me

To be or not to be, that be tha ?

Alas poor Yorik, damn dude you have lost wait!!!!!!!!!!!

[justamom]

This must be a person who has No Scruples about getting us to the and over the TOP!!!!!!!!!


I forgot!!! Did K Sig already get an appointment??? What about Billy O?

[Tom Earp]

BY THE BY, JMOM, did you accept the impotent job of FIRST MOM?

I defenetally dont want to be living in sin in the Big House, White that is

Well maybe in a sort of blush color