You know you are a ghetto Christian if...

[ATLien]

lol ohh 4real im an usher and the head of the usher board get mad at us when we fall behind when we take up collection but she be stoppin havin conversations with the preacher's wife in the middle of the isle.lol

[lostnfound117]

Originally posted by ATLien
lol ohh 4real im an usher and the head of the usher board get mad at us when we fall behind when we take up collection but she be stoppin havin conversations with the preacher's wife in the middle of the isle.lol

Sounds JUST like my church!! Te he he he!

[lostnfound117]

.....When some of the deacon board have these suits:

[Honeykiss1974]

Originally posted by lostnfound117
....your church still uses these fans:





....or those fans from the local black funeral home!!

ROTFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You did not just break out the church fans. Girl, you have TRULY brought back some memories.

[YAHSHUA's son]

YOU KNOW YOU IN A GHETTO CHURCH WHEN THE PASTOR AND ALL THE DEACONS ARE IN SECRET SOCIETIES LOL