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02-24-2007, 05:39 AM
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Men vs. Women - what they say and what it really means
Womens English
1. Yes=No
2. No=Yes
3. Maybe=No
4. We need to talk=You're in big trouble
5. I'm sorry=You'll be sorry
6. We need=I want
7. Sure, go ahead=You better not
8. Do what you want=You will pay for this later
9. I'm not upset=Of course I'm upset, you moron!
10. You're certainly attentive tonight=Is sex all you think about?
11. Are you hungry?=Take me out to dinner
12. Why are you being so nice?=Are you cheating on me?
Mens English
1. I'm hungry=I'm hungry
2. I'm sleepy=I'm sleepy
3. I'm tired=I'm tired
4. Nice dress=Nice cleavage
5. I love you=Let's have sex now
6. I'm bored=Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance?=I'd like to have sex with you
8. Can I call you sometime?=I'd like to have sex with you
9. Do you want to go to a movie?=I'd like to have sex with you
10. Can I take you out to dinner?=I'd like to have sex with you
11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit=I'm gay
12. What's wrong with you?=I wonder if she knows I'm sleeping with another woman?
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02-24-2007, 09:50 AM
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That's not fair. NO means NO. And yes means yes. And lack of a yes means NO.
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02-24-2007, 02:56 PM
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LMAO I am soooooo forwarding this to someone today, especially "We need to talk" and "Sure, go ahead".
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02-24-2007, 05:40 PM
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3. Maybe=No
for me, maybe means yes- i just dont want to admit it.
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02-24-2007, 07:09 PM
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For someone else, maybe means undecided. That she needs some more convincing but is not totally opposed to it.
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02-24-2007, 07:20 PM
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Man: Would you like to have (subtext: me buy you) that expensive piece of jewelry?
Woman: No. (subtext: Please, please with sugar on top? So I can show all my friends?)
Although, I am sure there are some women who truly mean no, and won't put up a token protest so as not to appear greedy.
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02-26-2007, 03:27 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by James
Man: Would you like to have (subtext: me buy you) that expensive piece of jewelry?
Woman: No. (subtext: Please, please with sugar on top? So I can show all my friends?)
Although, I am sure there are some women who truly mean no, and won't put up a token protest so as not to appear greedy.
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LOL. That's funny but true.
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The world system is in direct opposition to God and His Word — PrettyBoy The R35 GT-R doesn’t ask for permission. It takes control, rewrites the rules, and proves that AWD means All-Wheel Dominance — PrettyBoy
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02-24-2007, 11:58 PM
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Originally Posted by SoEnchanting
LMAO I am soooooo forwarding this to someone today, especially "We need to talk" and "Sure, go ahead".
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This is actually what I was expecting, an LOL, but as usual someone on GC spoils the laughter by turning a joke into something serious, especially when calling someone a rapist.
I got it from another GC site. I found it quite funny. I'm glad to see you actually thought it was funny. 
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The world system is in direct opposition to God and His Word — PrettyBoy The R35 GT-R doesn’t ask for permission. It takes control, rewrites the rules, and proves that AWD means All-Wheel Dominance — PrettyBoy
Last edited by PrettyBoy; 02-25-2007 at 12:05 AM.
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02-25-2007, 10:35 AM
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Shouldn't this thread just be merged into Tom Earp's stupid forwards thread? Because that's what it is.
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02-27-2007, 02:55 AM
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Ooh shit! 
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02-27-2007, 12:52 PM
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LOL why was my post deleted? Asking someone if he's a rapist when he says that women mean yes when they say no is a fair question. Does questioning misogyny/ridiculous stereotypes violate the TOS now?
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02-26-2007, 05:22 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by PrettyBoy
Womens English
1. Yes=No
2. No=Yes
3. Maybe=No
4. We need to talk=You're in big trouble
5. I'm sorry=You'll be sorry
6. We need=I want
7. Sure, go ahead=You better not
8. Do what you want=You will pay for this later
9. I'm not upset=Of course I'm upset, you moron!
10. You're certainly attentive tonight=Is sex all you think about?
11. Are you hungry?=Take me out to dinner
12. Why are you being so nice?=Are you cheating on me?
Mens English
1. I'm hungry=I'm hungry
2. I'm sleepy=I'm sleepy
3. I'm tired=I'm tired
4. Nice dress=Nice cleavage
5. I love you=Let's have sex now
6. I'm bored=Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance?=I'd like to have sex with you
8. Can I call you sometime?=I'd like to have sex with you
9. Do you want to go to a movie?=I'd like to have sex with you
10. Can I take you out to dinner?=I'd like to have sex with you
11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit=I'm gay
12. What's wrong with you?=I wonder if she knows I'm sleeping with another woman?
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LOL. Good one, but I would feel sorry for a couple that communicated this way.
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03-15-2007, 02:21 PM
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For me, yes means yes, and no means no. Maybe means yes. The only exception is when talking to my dad. For instance, "Did you do this? *points at dent in new car*"
N(yes)o.
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03-15-2007, 05:23 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by PrettyBoy
Womens English
4. We need to talk=You're in big trouble
5. I'm sorry=You'll be sorry
6. We need=I want
7. Sure, go ahead=You better not
8. Do what you want=You will pay for this later
9. I'm not upset=Of course I'm upset, you moron!
10. You're certainly attentive tonight=Is sex all you think about?
11. Are you hungry?=Take me out to dinner
12. Why are you being so nice?=Are you cheating on me?
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I need to send this to one of your Brilliant frat brothers!!
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02-24-2007, 11:53 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by valkyrie
So you're a rapist?
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No, are you?
I see you don't have a sense of humor.
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The world system is in direct opposition to God and His Word — PrettyBoy The R35 GT-R doesn’t ask for permission. It takes control, rewrites the rules, and proves that AWD means All-Wheel Dominance — PrettyBoy
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