Sorry could not afford to let this pass!!!!
WINTER IN COLORADO
> Dear Diary:
>
>
> AUG. 1
> Moved to our new home in Denver. It is so beautiful
> here. The city is so picturesque. Can hardly wait to see it
> covered with snow. I LOVE IT HERE
>
> OCT. 14
> Denver is the most beautiful place on earth. The leaves
> are turning all different colors. I love the shades of red and
> orange. Went for a ride through the hills and saw some deer. They
>are so graceful. Certainly they are the most peaceful animals on earth.
>This
> must be paradise. I LOVE IT HERE.
>
> NOV. 11
> Deer season will open soon. I can not imagine anyone
> wanting to kill such an elegant creature. The very symbol
> of peace and tranquility. Hope it will snow soon. I LOVE IT
> HERE.
>
> DEC. 2
> It snowed last night. Woke up to find everything blanketed
> in white. It looked like a postcard. Went outside and cleaned
> snow off the steps and shoveled the drive way. We had
> a snowball fight today (I won).When the snowplow came by
> we had to shovel the driveway again. What a beautiful place.
> Mother Nature in perfect harmony. I LOVE IT HERE.
>
> DEC. 12
> More snow last night. I love it. The snowplow did his trick
> again that rascal. A winter wonderland. I LOVE IT HERE.
>
> DEC. 19
> Snowed again last night. Couldn't get out of the driveway to
> get to work this time. I'm exhausted from shoveling.
> Damn Snowplow!
>
> DEC. 22
> More of that white shit fell last night. I've got blisters on my
> hands from shoveling. I think the snowplow hides around
> the corner and waits until I'm done shoveling. That asshole!!!
>
> DEC. 25
> "White Christmas" my busted ass. More snow. If I ever get
> my hands on that son-of-a-bitch! who drives that snowplow,
> I swear I will castrate the dumb bastard. Don't know why
> they don't use more salt on this freaking ice!
>
> DEC. 28
> More of the same shit last night . Been inside since Christmas
> day except for when "Snowplow Harry" comes by. Can't go
> anywhere. The car is buried in a mountain of white shit.
> The weatherman says expect another 10 inches of this shit
> tonight. Do you know how many shovels full of snow 10
> inches is?
>
> JAN. 1
> Happy freaking New Year My Ass!!. The weatherman was
> wrong (AGAIN). We got 34 inches of snow this time. At this
> rate it won't melt until the 4th of July. The snowplow got
> stuck down the road and shit for brains had the balls to
> come to the door and ask to borrow my shovel. I told him
> I broke 6 shovels already, shoveling out the shit he plowed
> into my driveway. I broke the 7th shovel over his head.
>
> JAN. 4
> Finally got out of the house today. Went to the store to get
> food and on the way back a deer ran out in front of the car
> and I hit the damn deer. Did about $3,000.00 damage to the
> car. Wish the hunters would have killed them all last November.
>
> MAY 3
> Took the car to the garage in town today. Would you believe
> the body is rotting away from all the Crap they keep dumping
> All over the roads. It really looks like a piece of shit.
>
> MAY 10
> Moved to Florida today. I can not imagine why anyone in
> their right mind would want to live in the God forsaken State
> of Colorado.
>
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