First signs of a bad first date

[cheerfulgreek]

I'm only starting this thread because I thought it would be kinda funny reading others thoughts on how you can determine if the first date is going to be a good one, or a bad one. I've read articles before, that people can usually tell if the date is going to be a good one or a bad one within the first 5 minutes into the date. I'm not sure how it is for guys, but for me, and a lot of my friends and classmates that I've talked to, I can tell within the 1st five minutes easily. Well, we've all had bad first dates and we've had good ones. But we all have different reasons as of why we would date that person again, or why we wouldn't date that person again. When you meet someone, and then make plans for a 1st date, what are some of the things, whether it's the way that person carries a conversation, the clothes that person wears, etc etc. that make you say to yourself "There's no way whatsoever, I'm going out with this "person" again".

eta: examples pleeeease...

[KSUViolet06]

*Any mention of your kids or babymamas.

*Anytime a guy says "Oh I don't read."

*Overly metrosexual appearance.

[MaggieXi]

When a conversation starts like this:

"Well I went to federal prison, but I took the blame so my ex-wife wouldn't have to go..."

The guy was 30 and had been to prison and had been married. They got divorced after he was locked up. True story.

[33girl]

He's wearing a @$%#ing Yankees hat.

[jennyj87]

Originally Posted by 33girl

He's wearing a @$%#ing Yankees hat.

I think you became my new favorite.

[Psi U MC Vito]

Originally Posted by 33girl

She's wearing a @$%#ing Red Sox hat.

Fixed it for you.

[knight_shadow]

Originally Posted by KSUViolet06

*Overly metrosexual appearance.

Back to the drawing board for me, I guess...

[cheerfulgreek]

Originally Posted by KSUViolet06

*Any mention of your kids or babymamas.

lol

I don't know why, but if his car is junky, we're done. And yes, no kids, just to start. Or if he talks about himself a lot.

Oh, and as for his appearance, I don't really like earrings, nose rings etc...and/or tattoos.

[DaemonSeid]

1. Her flatulence is louder and smellier than mine
2. Dragonbreath from Newports
3. She stays on her phone talking to her girlfriend
4. She asks for my credit report and I just picked her up from her mama's house
5. The conversation goes into the "all men are dogs" territory.
6. ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ "Well my ex used to do this why don't you do this?" territory
7. She is checking out the waitress that you are checking out.
8. She brings along her kid...to a bar (this actually happened to me...LOL)
9. They are late.
10. If it's a blind date and the picture is 50lbs to 100lbs less than what you see in front of you.
10a. And is in a hoe dress

Dang CG...I have ear rings and tattoos...I guess I would never have a chance!!

[cheerfulgreek]

Originally Posted by DaemonSeid

Dang CG...I have ear rings and tattoos...I guess I would never have a chance!!

lol
except you.

[DaemonSeid]

Originally Posted by cheerfulgreek

lol
except you.

Nah, don't try to switch it up now....my feelings are already hurt!

[PrettyBoy]

Originally Posted by DaemonSeid

1. Her flatulence is louder and smellier than mine
2. Dragonbreath from Newports
10a. And is in a hoe dress

[I.A.S.K.]

Originally Posted by DaemonSeid

7. She is checking out the waitress that you are checking out.

So, if she said "Our waitress has a nice ass" then the second date is a no-go? lol. I thought guys were cool with women being able to see beauty in other women these days. lol.

There will not be a second date if...
*We run in to one or more of your exes. You know the spots where y'all hung out. Avoid them on the first date for the sake of awkwardness. If I meet two of your exes before dinner on the first date its a no go for the second.
*You have tats on your face.
*I have more chemistry with the server than I do with you.
*I enjoyed talking to the server about the days special more than our whole date.
*You're checking out the waiter just like I am. If we can agree that Brian the server has a nice ass we wont be dating again.
*you dont like sports (or you like the RedSucks and display it. You should be in the closet if you must be a RedSucks fan).
*You dont like black women.
*You dont speak english well enough to order food.
*You cant do arithmatic well enough to calculate the tip or worse...you dont tip.
*Everything you say comes with a disclaimer "this might sound crazy but" "I know this is the first date but"
*You are missing teeth. If you're over 21 and you dont have all of your teeth (or a very good reason like I lost them fighting in Iraq) I just cant date you.
*You have kids. Or someone is currently preggers by you.
*You wear hoop earings and refuse to not wear them again.

[lAZy 1]

Originally Posted by I.A.S.K.

*You dont like black women.
.

What kind of shit is this? You've gone out with dudes who don't like black chicks?

[lovespink88]

UGH. Ditto the phone thing. This drives me crazy when friends do it too.