GC Haiku

[FSUZeta]

Prefs at Auburn now.
Singing, crying, memories,
Who will they all pick?

[FSUZeta]

How can it be John,
Postings of porn spam again,
She male sex for all.

[Cheerio]

Originally Posted by 33girl

We had bad slide shows.
Work, you bleeping carousel!!
Screw it. Let's have punch.

Originally Posted by carnation

We had awful skits.
Wizard, Alice, Carousel!
How did we stand it?

Slides AND Skits for some.
Louder than jet airplane noise?
Couldn't hear a thing.

Yelling didn't help.
I was not invited back,
but cheerleaders were.

[SWTXBelle]

I liked all the skits.
Rushing a sorority
or going to Broadway?

Actually, I
like them the cheesier
the better for me.

Until this day I
hear the lyrics as ours,
and not the real ones.

"Bye, Bye Birdie"? No.
"Going Gamma Phi Beta
for good!" Yes, that's it!

"We go together
like Gamma Phi Beta, yeah!"
Gamma is the word.

Texas A & M
does "Legally Blonde" very well.
Yes, I would miss it.

But I understand
skits may have seen their best days
and might need to go.

Still, nothing can take
memories of skit practice,
and shocked pnms.

Are they pledging a sorority,
or joining the road cast of
show "Legally Blonde"?

[KD4Me]

Originally Posted by SWTXBelle

A new formula!
Videos must have these things:
Glitter and bikinis.

Girls lying on the
ground, laughing, holding hands and
jumping up and down.

Running to the house,
dancing in a large group,
gauzy white dresses

They all look alike,
the videos and the girls,
bring on the skit day!

Back in the (old) day,
we pearl clutchers had to talk,
Alas, no videos.

Back in the old days
We all wore matching dresses.
Floral! Lots of it!

I was mortified.
Everyone's favorite rushee
Said I matched the wall.

Will she still pref us?
The wallpaper was pretty.
The dress was nice, too.

[SWTXBelle]

UT recruitment,
stellar, high achieving girls,
yes, they are all stars.

All with terrific
grades, looks, and don't forget style,
amazing women.

Top 6 is only
6; you do the math, cupcake.
No room for all girls.

Legacies galore,
camp and high school chums,
no place for the weak.

Why was your girl cut?
Did she plan on the top 6?
Were others okay?

MANY more chapters
than the 6, filled with great girls,
Wouldn't consider?

If you have to have
top 6, you are setting your-
-self up for big grief.

Yes, you don't have to
be Greek, but you will miss out
on terrific times.

Entitlement is
never pretty, but worse
when it comes from mom.

[tinydancer]

You win, sister!

[pinksequins]

Top 6, Big 3, Core 4
But no Episcopalians
Are you kidding me?

[33girl]

Oh, pink sequins, PLEASE.
Those near Papists just are not
Fit for higher tier.

Let one of them in
and boom, the next thing you know
fish every Friday.

[Titchou]

33 - go away. I was raised Catholic and I am totally insulted by your post.

[pinksequins]

I know what went wrong
She wore Oakley, Michael Kors
No top bid with spam

[33girl]

My grandma's Catholic.
I've got nothing but love for
the whole religion.

In this day and age
if a chapter would cut girls
for that, they are snobs.

If you weren't uptight
you would realize I lampooned
all those snooty girls.

But no, not the case
Pearls are clutched no matter what
when I type a post.

I tried to haiku
with seventeen rolling eyes
but I can't.

[BraveMaroon]

Swastiskas in spam?
Very disturbing, much like
Longhorn Rush Fracas.

[SWTXBelle]

I do not get it.
What does the spam accomplish?
Does anyone buy?

[Sororitysock]

Quit my first chapter.
Bidless after second rush.
Colony for me?