GC DSRM - Compendium of Crazy

[Drolefille]

As we know, GC is full of crazy. But when it comes in so many different varieties it can be incredibly difficult to keep track of what kind of crazy you're working with in any given thread.
In this thread we list the different types of GC crazy to provide a reference tool for future GC interactions.


Note: Although the word crazy is and will be used consistently throughout it is not meant to indicate mental illness. Having a mental illness is a lifetime struggle filled with much persecution, being GC crazy could be avoided by STFU.

Recommended format for posting about the crazy
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Crazy type
Crazy description including quotes of any notable examples of this crazy.
Suggested methods of handling of the crazy
Recent sitings of the crazy.


Or post however the eff you want, that's as much of an introduction as this is getting.