Paris is going to jail...

AOII_LB93 · #1 05-04-2007, 11:02 PM

Judge Sentences Hilton to 45 Days in Jail
May 4, 8:33 PM EST

The Associated Press

LOS ANGELES - A judge sentenced Paris Hilton to 45 days in county jail Friday for violating her probation, putting the brakes on the hotel heiress' famous high life.

Hilton, who parlayed her name and relentless partying into worldwide notoriety, must go to jail on June 5 and she will not be allowed any work release, furloughs, use of an alternative jail or electronic monitoring in lieu of jail, Superior Court Judge Michael T. Sauer ruled after a hearing.

http://tv.msn.com/tv/article.aspx?news=261148&GT1=7703

I can't tell if this is news or entertainment, so I put it here since it entertained me.

(in my best Nelson from The Simpsons voice) Ha ha!

Stupid...her lawyer even said she didn't know what she was signing when the cops pulled her over because she signs so many things...IDIOT. And the fact that she has to go to jail in Lynwood is even funnier.

honeychile · #2 05-04-2007, 11:42 PM

Her attorney probably told her that it was a very private & exclusive spa, without tailored meals.

It's about time that this latest batch of "celebrities" realizes what real life entails - although I do hope that she isn't, um, violated while there.

BetteDavisEyes · #3 05-04-2007, 11:42 PM

I know that jail. I've seen it many times driving on the freeway. I couldn't stop laughing when I saw that she was spending 45 days in jail.

ΑΓΔSquirrel10 · #4 05-05-2007, 01:34 AM

I laughed when I read that article. I read like 3 different versions of it, and one of them said that Paris looked "shocked" when the sentence was read. Is she really that stupid to think that she wouldn't get jailtime?

DeltaBetaBaby · #5 05-05-2007, 01:49 AM

Anyone else think this is a publicity stunt for a new TV show?

smiley21 · #6 05-05-2007, 07:52 AM

I guess this means that her new album will be hardcore since she is coming from the "streets" now.

JWithers · #7 05-05-2007, 10:07 AM

I guess we know where she and Nicole are filming next season's Simple Life.

I really hope she DOES have to serve the time in jail. I am so sick of celebs getting alternative options like rehab or community service when the rest of us would have to sit our butts in jail!

PM_Mama00 · #8 05-05-2007, 10:53 AM

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Originally Posted by JWithers

I guess we know where she and Nicole are filming next season's Simple Life.

I really hope she DOES have to serve the time in jail. I am so sick of celebs getting alternative options like rehab or community service when the rest of us would have to sit our butts in jail!

Uh. The "rest of us" wouldn't have to sit in jail if "we" didn't act like irresponsible asses.

I'm glad she's going to jail, but I'm sure she'll be getting beat up everyday.

JWithers · #9 05-05-2007, 11:18 AM

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Originally Posted by PM_Mama00

Uh. The "rest of us" wouldn't have to sit in jail if "we" didn't act like irresponsible asses.

I'm glad she's going to jail, but I'm sure she'll be getting beat up everyday.

Hence the word 'would'. I seriously doubt this will change her irresponsible behavior, however. I just want to see what she looks like in 20 years when the alcohol has taken its toll on her looks!

BetteDavisEyes · #10 05-05-2007, 11:50 AM

I highly doubt she'll get her butt kicked. She's probably going to be separated from the rest of the jail population and left alone with a guard watching her at all times to make sure she's not hassled.

AlexMack · #11 05-05-2007, 12:02 PM

It'll probably be the same for Paris as Martha Stewart. She'll totally have it easy in there. If her mother is so distraught over her daughter, maybe she should have paid closer attention to her behaviour and nipped it in the bud before all this went down.

JWithers · #12 05-05-2007, 12:03 PM

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Originally Posted by centaur532

It'll probably be the same for Paris as Martha Stewart. She'll totally have it easy in there. If her mother is so distraught over her daughter, maybe she should have paid closer attention to her behaviour and nipped it in the bud before all this went down.

LOL, you think someone will knit her a poncho?

AlexMack · #13 05-05-2007, 12:04 PM

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Originally Posted by JWithers

LOL, you think someone will knit her a poncho?

She can eat salads made of dandelion greens she picked in the exercise yard!

JWithers · #14 05-05-2007, 12:17 PM

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Originally Posted by centaur532

She can eat salads made of dandelion greens she picked in the exercise yard!

That's a good thing.

macallan25 · #15 05-05-2007, 03:51 PM

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Originally Posted by centaur532

It'll probably be the same for Paris as Martha Stewart. She'll totally have it easy in there. If her mother is so distraught over her daughter, maybe she should have paid closer attention to her behaviour and nipped it in the bud before all this went down.

Martha was only in a white collar women's prison in West Virginia.