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Old 11-16-2006, 05:07 PM
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Sue Happy Lawyers

First you sue Tobacco Companys for giving cancer.
Then, you sue Mc Donalds for making for making people fat.

So, when do you sue Budwieswer for making people being drunk screwing ugly people?
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Old 11-16-2006, 05:10 PM
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Perhaps we should sue the beer and liquor companies for causing people to make atrocious nonsensical posts on message boards.
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Old 11-16-2006, 05:12 PM
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Perhaps we should sue the beer and liquor companies for causing people to make atrocious nonsensical posts on message boards.
I thought moonshine was made in bathtub stills? Can you buy moonshine in liquor stores?
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Old 11-16-2006, 05:13 PM
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You do know, don't you Tom, that the lawyers can't sue these companies on their own? They have to have clients on whose behalf they are suing.

If the clients weren't there, the lawyers couldn't sue.
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Old 11-16-2006, 05:24 PM
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You do know, don't you Tom, that the lawyers can't sue these companies on their own? They have to have clients on whose behalf they are suing.

If the clients weren't there, the lawyers couldn't sue.
Seriously. I don't understand the point of blaming lawyers, as if they file stupid lawsuits on their own.
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Old 11-16-2006, 06:53 PM
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You do know, don't you Tom, that the lawyers can't sue these companies on their own? They have to have clients on whose behalf they are suing.

If the clients weren't there, the lawyers couldn't sue.
Exactly, and I've never quite understood why lawyers get so much of the blame here.
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Old 11-17-2006, 10:55 AM
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You do know, don't you Tom, that the lawyers can't sue these companies on their own? They have to have clients on whose behalf they are suing.

If the clients weren't there, the lawyers couldn't sue.
WHAT? You mean lawyers aren't just out to cause everyone problems?

*drops out of law school*
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Old 11-17-2006, 11:06 AM
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WHAT? You mean lawyers aren't just out to cause everyone problems?

*drops out of law school*
But what will Harvard do without you?
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Old 11-17-2006, 11:09 AM
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But what will Harvard do without you?
Oh, I imagine they'll keep soldiering on.
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Old 11-17-2006, 04:51 PM
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Hm, wonder if there were no lawyers, would there be law suits?

Are not lawyers the majority of Legislators?

Maybe they get into Politics as they are not worth a darn as lawyers?

Join ACLU and change the world for the ?????ment?

Oh, never mind, they want to make the life for us better.

God are we having fun yet.
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Old 11-16-2006, 05:19 PM
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First you sue Tobacco Companys for giving cancer.
Then, you sue Mc Donalds for making for making people fat.

So, when do you sue Budwieswer for making people being drunk screwing ugly people?

I dunno, but I think they should sue nursing homes for letting past-their-prime senile Lambda Chis out of their wathcful eyes, enabling them to freely roam the streets in search of a computer that is able to access certain online message boards.
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Old 11-16-2006, 05:53 PM
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First you sue Tobacco Companys for giving cancer.
Then, you sue Mc Donalds for making for making people fat.

So, when do you sue Budwieswer for making people being drunk screwing ugly people?
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Old 11-16-2006, 07:10 PM
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First you sue Tobacco Companys for giving cancer.
Then, you sue Mc Donalds for making for making people fat.

So, when do you sue Budwieswer for making people being drunk screwing ugly people?

Because it's the lawyers' faults. Not their clients'.
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Old 11-16-2006, 07:21 PM
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I'll sue anybody. I mean anybody. Nuns, puppies, just wait till I pass the bar/graduate from law school/finish my first semester.
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Old 11-16-2006, 07:22 PM
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I'll sue anybody. I mean anybody. Nuns, puppies, just wait till I pass the bar/graduate from law school/finish my first semester.
You could sue Tom Earp.
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